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Previously on "An embarrassing problem"

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  • wobbegong
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    rancid, smeggy, little maggotty willy
    It could only be EO!! Welcome back. Same old same old, just more 'C' list sockies.

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    Considering where you want to insert your rancid, smeggy, little maggotty willy, I think her dropping a stencher in your bog is a fair swap


    Wrong login or you are back officially?

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  • Paddy
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    It could be something serious especially if she is having anal sex.

    Anal cancer - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by lilelvis2000 View Post
    Get a outdoor hot tub ffs
    Sitting in warm water encourages peristalsis. Probably a good idea to get one of those fishing net things too...

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  • northernladuk
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    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    1/10 Must try harder.

    Might I suggest using SY01's threads as a template or maybe Wilmslows
    Or even better not bother at all!

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  • northernladuk
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    Anyone taking any advice from this forum is doing so at great risk
    I think we need this in big bold letters somewhere near the logo at the top of the page or put it on our mission statement!!

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  • TimberWolf
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    It's a wonder that a smell of that magnitude doesn't permeate into the blood stream and make your breath smell too. Perhaps but for the liver.

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  • DS23
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    better out than in

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by pacharan View Post
    The way she dashes upstairs as soon as she gets home makes me think she's doing it on purpose & has been saving it up through the course of the day
    Considering where you want to insert your rancid, smeggy, little maggotty willy, I think her dropping a stencher in your bog is a fair swap


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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by thunderlizard View Post
    You wanted to use the bathroom to be surrounded by candles and drink wine.

    She wanted to have a poo in it.

    I'm on her side.

    tl

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  • lilelvis2000
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    Get a outdoor hot tub ffs

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  • Pondlife
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    1/10 Must try harder.

    Might I suggest using SY01's threads as a template or maybe Wilmslows

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  • lightng
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    Why is my mind telling me she'd make a great front-end for a human centipede? That film has really disturbed me.

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  • thunderlizard
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    You wanted to use the bathroom to be surrounded by candles and drink wine.

    She wanted to have a poo in it.

    I'm on her side.

    tl

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  • Ruprect
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    Very funny post, post of the day

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