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It's a wonder that a smell of that magnitude doesn't permeate into the blood stream and make your breath smell too. Perhaps but for the liver.Comment
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I think we need this in big bold letters somewhere near the logo at the top of the page or put it on our mission statement!!Originally posted by AtW View PostAnyone taking any advice from this forum is doing so at great risk
'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!
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Or even better not bother at all!Originally posted by Pondlife View Post1/10 Must try harder.
Might I suggest using SY01's threads as a template or maybe Wilmslows'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!
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Sitting in warm water encourages peristalsis. Probably a good idea to get one of those fishing net things too...Originally posted by lilelvis2000 View PostGet a outdoor hot tub ffsComment
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It could be something serious especially if she is having anal sex.
Anal cancer - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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Wrong login or you are back officially?Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostConsidering where you want to insert your rancid, smeggy, little maggotty willy, I think her dropping a stencher in your bog is a fair swap

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It could only be EO!! Welcome back. Same old same old, just more 'C' list sockies.rancid, smeggy, little maggotty willyComment
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