Think I'd better not reply to this one.
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If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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Only one toilet in the house! I have five and I like to use them all regularly!Originally posted by LightshipBuy a proper house with more than one toilet.
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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But womans tulip smells of summer meadows shirley?Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Very funny post, post of the day
"Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
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You wanted to use the bathroom to be surrounded by candles and drink wine.
She wanted to have a poo in it.
I'm on her side.
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Why is my mind telling me she'd make a great front-end for a human centipede? That film has really disturbed me.Comment
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Get a outdoor hot tub ffsMcCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
Spock: "Trained? Judging from you, I would have guessed it was trial and error."Comment
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Originally posted by thunderlizard View PostYou wanted to use the bathroom to be surrounded by candles and drink wine.
She wanted to have a poo in it.
I'm on her side.
tl
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Considering where you want to insert your rancid, smeggy, little maggotty willy, I think her dropping a stencher in your bog is a fair swapOriginally posted by pacharan View PostThe way she dashes upstairs as soon as she gets home makes me think she's doing it on purpose & has been saving it up through the course of the day
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