An embarrassing problem

[AtW]

I don't think the guys here are used to giving advice on lesbian relationships, sorry.

Anyone taking any advice from this forum is doing so at great risk

[OwlHoot]

Can't she just open the window or turn on the fan (if it doesn't come on automatically)?

Or you one of those strange people who like to live in a hermetically sealed place, never opening windows?

Apart from that, "The answer is ozium, now what was the question?"

Despite the cans' small size, it is unbelievable stuff, far more effective than the rubbish you see in supermarkets. Also, unlike them, it doesn't leave a sickly chemical smell, just no smell.

[SizeZero]

Apart from that, "The answer is ozium, now what was the question?"

Does it work in cat litter trays?

[cailin maith]

I've got a very sensitive issue to deal with and as it's so embarrasing I don't really know which way to turn.

You see, it's my girlfriend's toilet habits. She's been in the habit recently of getting home from work and going straight upstairs to have a giant dump. Well, I don't have a problem with this in itself but I normally have a bath around this time. Last night was a case in hand - I ran a bath, lit a few yankee candles, poured myself some wine and then the phone went so I went and answered it before I got stripped off. Cue the arrival of my girlfriend, straight upstairs, massive dump & I couldn't get in there for the best part of an hour by which time the water was cold, the candles had burnt down and I frankly didn't feel like drinking the wine after it had been festering in that atmosphere. To cap it all, I had to get the toilet duck out to make the bog respectable again.

I really don't know how to approach this but is there a diplomatic way of saying "please would you refrain from stinking out my house every night and use the conveniences provided at your place of work?" The way she dashes upstairs as soon as she gets home makes me think she's doing it on purpose & has been saving it up through the course of the day

Holy tulip (Pardon the pun) AN HOUR!!!

If you and she are real, which I very much doubt, you need to talk to her, she clearly has a problem.

[cailin maith]

I don't think the guys here are used to giving advice on lesbian relationships, sorry.

[Zippy]

Holy tulip (Pardon the pun) AN HOUR!!!

If you and she are real, which I very much doubt, you need to talk to her, she clearly has a problem.

You have a point CM. An hour on the kharzi can't be good for your piles can it?

[OwlHoot]

Does it work in cat litter trays?

Probably, although it's designed more for air.

(The cat might get confused though, and start using your bed as a cat litter tray instead. )

[cailin maith]

You have a point CM. An hour on the kharzi can't be good for your piles can it?

Can't be good for your arse, full stop.

I know fella's can stay in there for ages, but really... an hour?!

[TimberWolf]

What about using a flame thrower?

[TimberWolf]

Can't be good for your arse, full stop.

I know fella's can stay in there for ages, but really... an hour?!

I think the OP meant the bathroom was uninhabitable for an hour after it had been vacated/evacuated.