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wobbegong replied

30 July 2010, 17:31
rancid, smeggy, little maggotty willy

It could only be EO!! Welcome back. Same old same old, just more 'C' list sockies.
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AtW replied

30 July 2010, 17:10
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

Considering where you want to insert your rancid, smeggy, little maggotty willy, I think her dropping a stencher in your bog is a fair swap

Wrong login or you are back officially?
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Paddy replied

30 July 2010, 16:28
It could be something serious especially if she is having anal sex.

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mudskipper replied

30 July 2010, 15:38
Originally posted by lilelvis2000 View Post

Get a outdoor hot tub ffs

Sitting in warm water encourages peristalsis. Probably a good idea to get one of those fishing net things too...
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northernladuk replied

30 July 2010, 15:16
Originally posted by Pondlife View Post

1/10 Must try harder.

Might I suggest using SY01's threads as a template or maybe Wilmslows

Or even better not bother at all!
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northernladuk replied

30 July 2010, 15:15
Originally posted by AtW View Post

Anyone taking any advice from this forum is doing so at great risk

I think we need this in big bold letters somewhere near the logo at the top of the page or put it on our mission statement!!
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TimberWolf replied

30 July 2010, 13:37
It's a wonder that a smell of that magnitude doesn't permeate into the blood stream and make your breath smell too. Perhaps but for the liver.
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DS23 replied

30 July 2010, 12:34
better out than in
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EternalOptimist replied

30 July 2010, 11:59
Originally posted by pacharan View Post

The way she dashes upstairs as soon as she gets home makes me think she's doing it on purpose & has been saving it up through the course of the day

Considering where you want to insert your rancid, smeggy, little maggotty willy, I think her dropping a stencher in your bog is a fair swap
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MaryPoppins replied

30 July 2010, 09:38
Originally posted by thunderlizard View Post

You wanted to use the bathroom to be surrounded by candles and drink wine.

She wanted to have a poo in it.

I'm on her side.

tl
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lilelvis2000 replied

30 July 2010, 09:31
Get a outdoor hot tub ffs
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Pondlife replied

29 July 2010, 23:35
1/10 Must try harder.

Might I suggest using SY01's threads as a template or maybe Wilmslows
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lightng replied

29 July 2010, 23:20
Why is my mind telling me she'd make a great front-end for a human centipede? That film has really disturbed me.
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thunderlizard replied

29 July 2010, 22:12
You wanted to use the bathroom to be surrounded by candles and drink wine.

She wanted to have a poo in it.

I'm on her side.

tl
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Ruprect replied

29 July 2010, 20:50
Very funny post, post of the day
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