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    #51
    Ewwwww enough!!!!
    Last edited by cailin maith; 16 July 2010, 11:21.
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      #52
      Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
      There lies my problem. She is brilliant in the sack - .......
      Wilmslow, for goodness sake.

      When I met you I thought you were a nice enough chap. You appeared a little slow and socially awkward - I thought you might even have been autistic.

      From what you've just posted I can only assume that in reality you're a dickhead of the first order. You can't live with neighbours without pissing them off and you don't appear to understand about social taboos.

      I suggest you get some help.
      Last edited by SupremeSpod; 16 July 2010, 11:24.

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        #53
        Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
        That wouldn't stop me eating it.
        OMG nice!!! Why are you single again?
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          #54
          Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
          OMG nice!!! Why are you single again?
          None of you meet her high standards.

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            #55
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
            That wouldn't stop me eating it.
            It didn't stop her either.
            While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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              #56
              Oi Wilmslow. You need to turn around and go back several steps. There, can you see "the line" now.

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                #57
                Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
                OMG nice!!! Why are you single again?
                Cos I'm a single mother who never goes out and is now wary of most males, but who should probably not be so fussy.

                Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                  #58
                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                  Cos I'm a single mother who never goes out and is now wary of most males, but who should probably not be so fussy.

                  This is sad. There are plenty of nice blokes out there, you're just looking in all the wrong places. Forget the bronzed muscly guitar playing types and get to a star trek convention.

                  Seriously though, everyone deserves happiness and I hope things turn around for you. When you are least expecting it the knight in shining armour will appear. In the mean time try to be patient rather than cynical, it may put off would be suitors.

                  Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                    #59
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                    Cos I'm a single mother who never goes out and is now wary of most males, but who should probably not be so fussy.

                    Nothing wrong with being fussy MP. Keep your powder dry........so to speak. Plenty of time for matress shenanigans once the sprog is less dependant.

                    HTH

                    SB in " Marge Proops" mode

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                      #60
                      Ah, thank you both ^

                      SIngledom is suiting me quite well currently; no idea what 'looking' would involve, as the idea of internet dating does not float my boat!

                      Maybe when baby boy starts senior school I might get a second to think about 'mattress shenanigans'
                      Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                      +5 Xeno Cool Points

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