Random stranger on facebook

[MaryPoppins]

I had a young lady asking to "be my friend" on another site. I assumed a drunken girly session was in progress "pick one at random and see what you get". That, or the girly was fishing for someone with an EU passport.

Is she living in your house yet?

[Ruprect]

Oops. When I said text I meant email

[northernladuk]

I wasn't debating his status, just that he's probably not giving you the full picture, and making out it's all coming from her.

Like CM said, he must have used her number to contact her at least once, for her to have it...

I don't know why anyone would add a total 'random' to their FB, but I guess if (what appears to be) a fit girl pops up asking to be friends, a bloke will probably accept.

If he's not physically met her, it might actually be a 25 stone trucker from Bolton.

And play a guitar??

[ChimpMaster]

Oops. When I said text I meant email

Rup, your mate is gay, and he fancies you.

What other reason could he possibly have for not wanting to reverse-pile-drive this gorgeous young lady?

[Sysman]

Is she living in your house yet?

The request was treated with the same priority that emails from Russian ladies or Nigerians with lots of money to give away get.

[MarillionFan]

You've all made a few leaps here. To clarify (1) he's single, (2) she gave him her number not the other way round

Now has he actually spoken to her. Could be a fat, balding, middle aged cottager pretending to be a fit bird in her pants.....

[MaryPoppins]

Rup, your mate is gay, and he fancies you.

What other reason could he possibly have for not wanting to reverse-pile-drive this gorgeous young lady?

I have weighed it up, and conclude the following:

^ WHS

[Ruprect]

Brief update for you all; it got to the stage where they "hooked up" on skype, and from what I can tell there was a bit of "self congratulation" on both sides... however since this he hasn't heard a peep from her . I'm sure he's been stitched up and will appear on y**p*rn soon...

[Pondlife]

Brief update for you all; it got to the stage where they "hooked up" on skype, and from what I can tell there was a bit of "self congratulation" on both sides... however since this he hasn't heard a peep from her . I'm sure he's been stitched up and will appear on Facebook with him tagged in it so all his mates, family etc will see it unless he coughs up some serious cash soon...

FTFY

... and your mate's an idiot IMHO.

[Spacecadet]

So how are these fit young chicas getting hold of the phone numbers from these fully committed men?

Happens all the time

Facebook message I got the other week:

Hi,

I've got something you might be interested in. me and my BI friend want some help!
I think we should meet soon
Rach
xxx

So I replied with

Whats the rate? Call me on 077xxxxxxxx

Only afterwards did it dawn on me that BI didn't mean Business Intelligence.