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An office of Circus Freaks!

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    An office of Circus Freaks!

    I'm off the main site today visiting a call centre where I'm doing a handover. Taken a spare seat at the end of a bank. They just had their team meeting and WOW! Unreal! I am agasp!

    There's a skinny bird, so thin she looks like she's escaped from Belsen with a face that could haunt a ghost train. She is sat next to a bird who must be at least 25 stone who has an extra large chair! The next guy has studs all over his face and is covered in tattoos, the next is a guy with glasses like the Hubble telescope and the last one is a real skinny guy who must be close to six ten!!!

    Then to cap this off, the team leader is a freaking midget about four two!!!!

    I am gobsmacked.

    I need to get a picture of this lot!!!
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

    #2
    Christ!

    The guy next to me is so camp I've just been told they call him Pontins!!!
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #3
      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
      I'm off the main site today visiting a call centre where I'm doing a handover. Taken a spare seat at the end of a bank. They just had their team meeting and WOW! Unreal! I am agasp!

      There's a skinny bird, so thin she looks like she's escaped from Belsen with a face that could haunt a ghost train. She is sat next to a bird who must be at least 25 stone who has an extra large chair! The next guy has studs all over his face and is covered in tattoos, the next is a guy with glasses like the Hubble telescope and the last one is a real skinny guy who must be close to six ten!!!

      Then to cap this off, the team leader is a freaking midget about four two!!!!

      I am gobsmacked.

      I need to get a picture of this lot!!!
      I bet you fit in seamlessly though!!!

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        #4
        Public sector by any chance?
        How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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          #5
          Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
          I'm off the main site today visiting a call centre where I'm doing a handover. Taken a spare seat at the end of a bank. They just had their team meeting and WOW! Unreal! I am agasp!

          There's a skinny bird, so thin she looks like she's escaped from Belsen with a face that could haunt a ghost train. She is sat next to a bird who must be at least 25 stone who has an extra large chair! The next guy has studs all over his face and is covered in tattoos, the next is a guy with glasses like the Hubble telescope and the last one is a real skinny guy who must be close to six ten!!!

          Then to cap this off, the team leader is a freaking midget about four two!!!!

          I am gobsmacked.

          I need to get a picture of this lot!!!

          You have found your home away from home

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            #6
            They probably all go to caravan parks for their holidays

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              #7
              Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
              Public sector by any chance?
              Do you know, I was thinking exactly the same thing! :
              "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
              - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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                #8
                Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                I need to get a picture of this lot!!!

                Yup, photos, photos we need photos.

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                  #9
                  MF works in the private sector.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                    I'm off the main site today visiting a call centre where I'm doing a handover. Taken a spare seat at the end of a bank. They just had their team meeting and WOW! Unreal! I am agasp!

                    There's a skinny bird, so thin she looks like she's escaped from Belsen with a face that could haunt a ghost train. She is sat next to a bird who must be at least 25 stone who has an extra large chair! The next guy has studs all over his face and is covered in tattoos, the next is a guy with glasses like the Hubble telescope and the last one is a real skinny guy who must be close to six ten!!!

                    Then to cap this off, the team leader is a freaking midget about four two!!!!

                    I am gobsmacked.

                    I need to get a picture of this lot!!!
                    I bet when you left the room, there were half a dozen cries of "Jeezus...........did you catch a good look at THAT weirdo??
                    He had a face like the north end of a southbound Yak, and a figure that would make Jabba the Hutt feel malnourished!!"

                    “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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