Reply to: An office of Circus Freaks!

[Sysman]

You have obviously never got a commuter train to\from Liverpool St or Fenchurch St. They are packed full of 'em. Lovely until they open their big fat Essex gobs or flash their foot tattoos. (And before you start; that's where I'm from).

I came across that in Croydon. Some lovely looking birds, but once out of an office environment and down the pub, they swore like troopers.

[Sysman]

When HAB was a very young shaver he had a crush on a girl at work that he passed every day on his way to his part of the office. He was so shy that he never had the bottle to talk to her.

One day young HAB had a appointment elsewhere first thing and turned up for work mid morning. As he passed the desk of the object of his desire he heard the voice of .......

... an horrendous moronic chav. Totally ruined the image I had created in my mind.

Many years ago, the lads in the warehouse got the chance to go to the stock control office where there was a lady with an extremely sexy telephone voice. For years they'd dreamed about the lady with the sexy voice...


... imagine their shock when it turned out she was a plump 60 year old granny.

[Sysman]

Exactly. They all had nice voices. You jest wouldnt want to meet them at night.

Clientco call centre.

It reminds me of this

[MarillionFan]

'nice voice on the phone - add on 2 stone' always be wary. Worked at an insurance gig in l'pool for a while, large 'contact centre' had some stunning looking girls working there but it was really difficult to see past the screeching accent coming out of them. Not saying I wouldn't want a go but not sure I would want to buy one 'for keeps' though.

The best place I worked was one of the Virgin businesses. Honey upon honey.

A mate of mine setting up the phone systems used to choose a girl a week for some extra attention. He'd approach one that had taken his eye and tell them that they were using her phone system and computer to run some extra software on for a new release and that if she had any problems, no matter how small to call him immediately. He would then give his mobile.

He'd then get to know them and because he was having flying lessons he would offer to take them up.

A number fell for the BS, flight and the cash he splashed and landed up nailing about half a dozen!!!

It only went wrong when one lass fell for him and called off her wedding!!!!!!!

[alreadypacked]

Client Co org chart has photos
One Bob's pic has been PhotoShop, he looks like Elvis.

Went into the open plan office, couldn't find the guy, FFS

[lukemg]

'nice voice on the phone - add on 2 stone' always be wary. Worked at an insurance gig in l'pool for a while, large 'contact centre' had some stunning looking girls working there but it was really difficult to see past the screeching accent coming out of them. Not saying I wouldn't want a go but not sure I would want to buy one 'for keeps' though.

[Lockhouse]

When HAB was a very young shaver he had a crush on a girl at work that he passed every day on his way to his part of the office. He was so shy that he never had the bottle to talk to her.

One day young HAB had a appointment elsewhere first thing and turned up for work mid morning. As he passed the desk of the object of his desire he heard the voice of .......


... an horrendous moronic chav. Totally ruined the image I had created in my mind.

You have obviously never got a commuter train to\from Liverpool St or Fenchurch St. They are packed full of 'em. Lovely until they open their big fat Essex gobs or flash their foot tattoos. (And before you start; that's where I'm from).

[Gibbon]

When HAB was a very young shaver he had a crush on a girl at work that he passed every day on his way to his part of the office. He was so shy that he never had the bottle to talk to her.

One day young HAB had a appointment elsewhere first thing and turned up for work mid morning. As he passed the desk of the object of his desire he heard the voice of .......






... an horrendous moronic chav. Totally ruined the image I had created in my mind.

So it's just chav men now ?

[HairyArsedBloke]

When HAB was a very young shaver he had a crush on a girl at work that he passed every day on his way to his part of the office. He was so shy that he never had the bottle to talk to her.

One day young HAB had a appointment elsewhere first thing and turned up for work mid morning. As he passed the desk of the object of his desire he heard the voice of .......






... an horrendous moronic chav. Totally ruined the image I had created in my mind.

[eliquant]

Ah Todd Browns "Freaks" powerful film he made the original B&W Dracula with Bella Legowsi, the scene in Freaks where the 'torso' midget lights up and smokes with no arms / legs is incredible. Sadly it ruined Todd Brown's career it was deemed too extreme.

Btw those in the photo of Freaks above it remind me of people I worked with at a company sounding like Sneuters, not too far from Old Street London.

[thunderlizard]

Ah, "Freaks". Now there's a jaw-to-the-floor shocker of a film (and one that's easily findable on the internet). They don't make them like that any more.

[TimberWolf]

Interesting if contentious factoid to mull over for those that havn't heard it before. Good looking people are average. Beauty displays average. Average is sexy. Stuff like symmetry falls into that average slot too, since most people are fairly symmetrical. God Kylie is average looking.

[darmstadt]

I'd like to see Page 3

[shaunbhoy]

Exactly. They all had nice voices. You jest wouldnt want to meet them at night.

Clientco call centre.

Nice touch though, letting you get your photo taken with them at such short notice. And, if I may say so, the beard is coming along nicely.

[MarillionFan]

Typical call centre fare, even in private sector. They will generally employ anyone with a voice.

Exactly. They all had nice voices. You jest wouldnt want to meet them at night.

Clientco call centre.