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An office of Circus Freaks!

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    #11
    Typical call centre fare, even in private sector. They will generally employ anyone with a voice.

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      #12
      Originally posted by ee61re View Post
      Typical call centre fare, even in private sector. They will generally employ anyone with a voice.
      Exactly. They all had nice voices. You jest wouldnt want to meet them at night.

      Clientco call centre.

      What happens in General, stays in General.
      You know what they say about assumptions!

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        #13
        Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
        Exactly. They all had nice voices. You jest wouldnt want to meet them at night.

        Clientco call centre.

        Nice touch though, letting you get your photo taken with them at such short notice. And, if I may say so, the beard is coming along nicely.


        “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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          #14
          I'd like to see Page 3
          Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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            #15
            Interesting if contentious factoid to mull over for those that havn't heard it before. Good looking people are average. Beauty displays average. Average is sexy. Stuff like symmetry falls into that average slot too, since most people are fairly symmetrical. God Kylie is average looking.
            Last edited by TimberWolf; 8 July 2010, 21:34.

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              #16
              Ah, "Freaks". Now there's a jaw-to-the-floor shocker of a film (and one that's easily findable on the internet). They don't make them like that any more.

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                #17
                Ah Todd Browns "Freaks" powerful film he made the original B&W Dracula with Bella Legowsi, the scene in Freaks where the 'torso' midget lights up and smokes with no arms / legs is incredible. Sadly it ruined Todd Brown's career it was deemed too extreme.

                Btw those in the photo of Freaks above it remind me of people I worked with at a company sounding like Sneuters, not too far from Old Street London.

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                  #18
                  When HAB was a very young shaver he had a crush on a girl at work that he passed every day on his way to his part of the office. He was so shy that he never had the bottle to talk to her.

                  One day young HAB had a appointment elsewhere first thing and turned up for work mid morning. As he passed the desk of the object of his desire he heard the voice of .......






                  ... an horrendous moronic chav. Totally ruined the image I had created in my mind.

                  How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
                    When HAB was a very young shaver he had a crush on a girl at work that he passed every day on his way to his part of the office. He was so shy that he never had the bottle to talk to her.

                    One day young HAB had a appointment elsewhere first thing and turned up for work mid morning. As he passed the desk of the object of his desire he heard the voice of .......






                    ... an horrendous moronic chav. Totally ruined the image I had created in my mind.



                    So it's just chav men now ?
                    But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the younger

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
                      When HAB was a very young shaver he had a crush on a girl at work that he passed every day on his way to his part of the office. He was so shy that he never had the bottle to talk to her.

                      One day young HAB had a appointment elsewhere first thing and turned up for work mid morning. As he passed the desk of the object of his desire he heard the voice of .......


                      ... an horrendous moronic chav. Totally ruined the image I had created in my mind.


                      You have obviously never got a commuter train to\from Liverpool St or Fenchurch St. They are packed full of 'em. Lovely until they open their big fat Essex gobs or flash their foot tattoos. (And before you start; that's where I'm from).
                      ...my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...

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