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    #21
    Originally posted by Gibbon View Post
    See lads, clearly overcompensating by talking about big nobs attracts the girls who want to out you and have a new best friend to go shopping with
    ftfy

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      #22
      Originally posted by doodab View Post
      From what I gather a big cock is something of a mixed blessing, as quite a lot of women simply refuse to put it in their mouth or are unable to do so without catching it with their teeth.
      Yes I know.......
      But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the younger

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        #23
        Originally posted by doodab View Post
        From what I gather a big cock is something of a mixed blessing, as quite a lot of women simply refuse to put it in their mouth or are unable to do so without catching it with their teeth.
        That's a much more subtle message doodab, well done. From what you 'gather'.
        Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
        +5 Xeno Cool Points

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          #24
          How do you know it's big? Do you measure it with a tape measure? Or do you spend a lot of time comparing with your friends?

          BTW, women will always tell you that you have a big one if they like you, that isn't a reliable indicator.
          While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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            #25
            Originally posted by doodab View Post
            BTW, women will always tell you that you have a big one if they like you, that isn't a reliable indicator.
            Am laughing quite a lot here.
            Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
            +5 Xeno Cool Points

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              #26
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
              That's a much more subtle message doodab, well done. From what you 'gather'.
              Luckily mine fits comfortably in all the places I want to put it.
              While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                #27
                Originally posted by doodab View Post
                How do you know it's big? Do you measure it with a tape measure? Or do you spend a lot of time comparing with your friends?

                BTW, women will always tell you that you have a big one if they like you, that isn't a reliable indicator.
                Communal showers i.e. school, RAF, Rugby clubs and yes the old measuring stick.

                And from women who don't like me but were curious etc.
                But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the younger

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by doodab View Post
                  Luckily mine fits like a brick in the mersey tunnel in all the places I want to put it.
                  FTFY
                  But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the younger

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by Gibbon View Post
                    Communal showers i.e. school, RAF, Rugby clubs and yes the old measuring stick.
                    So you all stood around giving each other erections and saying "hey, look at mine"? Or was it more of a "Sir, Gibbon keeps staring at my cock" situaiton?
                    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by doodab View Post
                      So you all stood around giving each other erections and saying "hey, look at mine?"
                      Bazza gets caught
                      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                      CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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