Choose your Replacement

[Gibbon]

Deepest apologies Gibbon. Must be a fault with my machine, cos I distinctly saw bragging.

Well if we worked at the same office I could take you round the back of the bike sheds and show, however as well as being the size of a samuri sword it also has the same rules. i.e. once unsheated it must used

[MaryPoppins]

Well if we worked at the same office I could take you round the back of the bike sheds and show, however as well as being the size of a samuri sword it also has the same rules. i.e. once unsheated it must used

Thank goodness we don't; I too have a rule - also involving samuri swords and unsolicited knobs.

[northernladuk]

Thank goodness we don't; I too have a rule - also involving samuri swords and unsolicited knobs.

This scares me cause I know she means it!

[Gibbon]

Thank goodness we don't; I too have a rule - also involving samuri swords and unsolicited knobs.

Ouch

Anway MP I spent all yesterday and most of today without making a smutty remark and you come along and bingo....

[cailin maith]

Thank goodness we don't; I too have a rule - also involving samuri swords and unsolicited knobs.

[MaryPoppins]

Ouch

Anway MP I spent all yesterday and most of today without making a smutty remark and you come along and bingo....

If I knew how to quote multiple posts, I'd tell you that NL is right.

Do you have to consciously refrain from posting smut? I'm flattered, kind of. (As in, not really).

[Gibbon]

See lads, talking about big nobs attracts the girls

[MaryPoppins]

See lads, being a big knob and pretending to have a big knob doesn't attract the girls

[cailin maith]

See lads, talking about big nobs attracts the girls

No sweetheart, I'm laughing at you, not with you.

WSS

[doodab]

From what I gather a big cock is something of a mixed blessing, as quite a lot of women simply refuse to put it in their mouth or are unable to do so without catching it with their teeth.