Choose your Replacement

[Pondlife]

See lads, clearly overcompensating by talking about big nobs attracts the girls who want to out you and have a new best friend to go shopping with

ftfy

[Gibbon]

From what I gather a big cock is something of a mixed blessing, as quite a lot of women simply refuse to put it in their mouth or are unable to do so without catching it with their teeth.

Yes I know.......

[MaryPoppins]

From what I gather a big cock is something of a mixed blessing, as quite a lot of women simply refuse to put it in their mouth or are unable to do so without catching it with their teeth.

That's a much more subtle message doodab, well done. From what you 'gather'.

[doodab]

How do you know it's big? Do you measure it with a tape measure? Or do you spend a lot of time comparing with your friends?

BTW, women will always tell you that you have a big one if they like you, that isn't a reliable indicator.

[MaryPoppins]

BTW, women will always tell you that you have a big one if they like you, that isn't a reliable indicator.

Am laughing quite a lot here.

[doodab]

That's a much more subtle message doodab, well done. From what you 'gather'.

Luckily mine fits comfortably in all the places I want to put it.

[Gibbon]

How do you know it's big? Do you measure it with a tape measure? Or do you spend a lot of time comparing with your friends?

BTW, women will always tell you that you have a big one if they like you, that isn't a reliable indicator.

Communal showers i.e. school, RAF, Rugby clubs and yes the old measuring stick.

And from women who don't like me but were curious etc.

[Gibbon]

Luckily mine fits like a brick in the mersey tunnel in all the places I want to put it.

FTFY

[doodab]

Communal showers i.e. school, RAF, Rugby clubs and yes the old measuring stick.

So you all stood around giving each other erections and saying "hey, look at mine"? Or was it more of a "Sir, Gibbon keeps staring at my cock" situaiton?

[cailin maith]

So you all stood around giving each other erections and saying "hey, look at mine?"