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    #31
    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    So you all stood around giving each other erections and saying "hey, look at mine"? Or was it more of a "Sir, Gibbon keeps staring at my cock" situaiton?
    POTD!!!!

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      #32
      Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
      POTD!!!!
      Yeah it was quite good...

      And in a similar (blue) vein
      Originally posted by Gibbon View Post
      Communal showers i.e. school, RAF, Rugby clubs and yes the old measuring stick.

      And from women who don't like me but were curious etc.
      N(ob)OTW - But not in the way he would like to think!

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        #33
        Originally posted by Drewster View Post
        Yeah it was quite good...

        And in a similar (blue) vein


        N(ob)OTC - But in the way he would like to think! and I can only dream stuck my sh*t hole in SA
        FTFY
        But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the younger

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          #34
          Originally posted by Gibbon View Post
          FTFY
          Did you, really?
          ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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            #35
            Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
            Did you, really?
            I thought so, go on put me out of my misery please.....
            But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the younger

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              #36
              Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
              What is going on inside your head today SB?
              Not sure. Maybe a reaction to having Crunchy Nut Cornflakes for a bit of a change.



              Seems to have descended into a slanging match about tadgers!!

              “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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                #37
                Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
                Not sure. Maybe a reaction to having Crunchy Nut Cornflakes for a bit of a change.



                Seems to have descended into a slanging match about tadgers!!

                What's new?

                Who am I then SB?
                Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                  What's new?

                  Who am I then SB?
                  Mary Poppins..................Julie Andrews (of course!)

                  SueEllen..........................Pauline Quirke

                  Paddy.............................Gimli (LOTR)

                  Zeity......................Rob Bryden

                  milanbenes.................james corden

                  pondlife......................Ben Millar

                  cojak.......................Jennifer Saunders

                  snaw.........................jimmy somerville

                  Mich the Tester.....................Ray Winstone

                  spacecadet..........................Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall

                  northernladuk......................Stephen Graham

                  The Faqqer...........................James Dreyfus

                  hairyarsedbloke....................Mark Addy


                  That'll do for now!!

                  “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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                    #39
                    I'm a bit younger, but otherwise spot on.
                    Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                    +5 Xeno Cool Points

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