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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostWhat's new?
Who am I then SB?
SueEllen..........................Pauline Quirke
Paddy.............................Gimli (LOTR)
Zeity......................Rob Bryden
milanbenes.................james corden
pondlife......................Ben Millar
cojak.......................Jennifer Saunders
snaw.........................jimmy somerville
Mich the Tester.....................Ray Winstone
spacecadet..........................Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall
northernladuk......................Stephen Graham
The Faqqer...........................James Dreyfus
hairyarsedbloke....................Mark Addy
That'll do for now!!
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Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostNot sure. Maybe a reaction to having Crunchy Nut Cornflakes for a bit of a change.
Seems to have descended into a slanging match about tadgers!!
Who am I then SB?
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Originally posted by Pondlife View PostPOTD!!!!
And in a similar (blue) vein
Originally posted by Gibbon View PostCommunal showers i.e. school, RAF, Rugby clubs and yes the old measuring stick.
And from women who don't like me but were curious etc.
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Originally posted by doodab View PostSo you all stood around giving each other erections and saying "hey, look at mine?"
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Originally posted by Gibbon View PostCommunal showers i.e. school, RAF, Rugby clubs and yes the old measuring stick.
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Originally posted by doodab View PostHow do you know it's big? Do you measure it with a tape measure? Or do you spend a lot of time comparing with your friends?
BTW, women will always tell you that you have a big one if they like you, that isn't a reliable indicator.
And from women who don't like me but were curious etc.
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Originally posted by doodab View PostBTW, women will always tell you that you have a big one if they like you, that isn't a reliable indicator.
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