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A Question for the Girls
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And for the right reasons I have no doubt, although I'll pass on the handjob thanks.Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostWe-aww, we-aww, we-always call you that!!

But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the youngerComment
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My care worker reckons I might reach the mental capacity of a 10 yr old when I'm fifty.Originally posted by SupremeSpod View PostOk, you're not gay. Are you 12?But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the youngerComment
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First snigger of the day, thank you sir.Originally posted by doodab View PostYou're supposed to stir their soul, not their giblets.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Oi Gibbon, spare the fool some pity!Originally posted by Gibbon View PostPissPod is not Elvis, you don't have to laugh at his jokes to try and be in the 'in crowd'
HTH
Sometimes it pays to be charitable.
And while we're on the subject, you really must have issues if you have to keep harping on about the size of your cock.
I initially put this down to the fact that you were looking for Narnia. Now that you've told us that you're not gay I attribute it to the fact that you're a juvenile pillock who's spent too much time watching Beavis and Butthead.
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You've only just realised !!! FFS you're thicker then the product of a SY01 and SAS gene pool.Originally posted by SupremeSpod View PostI initially put this down to the fact that you were looking for Narnia. Now that you've told us that you're not gay I attribute it to the fact that you're a juvenile pillock who's spent too much time watching Beavis and Butthead.
BTW I have a big cock.But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the youngerComment
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Strange that most of the replies to this thread are men. I only see two girlies who replied (if Boudica IS a girl?)
Come on Zippy et al... how do you feel about willies
Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Originally posted by Gibbon View PostBTW Ihaveam a big cock.
Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Maybe we need a poll.Originally posted by d000hg View PostStrange that most of the replies to this thread are men. I only see two girlies who replied (if Boudica IS a girl?)
Come on Zippy et al... how do you feel about willies
While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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