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    #id
    Originally posted by Gibbon View Post
    Quite a few girls have complained of a bruised cervix after being a little too energetic on top.
    They only have one each.
    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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      #id
      Originally posted by doodab View Post
      They only have one each.
      Just feels like more when they've finished with me!
      But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the younger

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        #id
        Originally posted by Gibbon View Post
        Just feels like more when they've finished with me!
        You're supposed to stir their soul, not their giblets.
        While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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          #id
          Originally posted by doodab View Post
          You're supposed to stir their soul, not their giblets.
          When I'm in control I'm careful to only use half, but when they're in control i.e. on top it's up to them how much they use
          But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the younger

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            #id
            Originally posted by Gibbon View Post
            When I'm in control I'm careful to only use half, but when they're in control i.e. on top it's up to them how much they use
            You're gay really, aren't you?

            Oi HAB!!! One for you!

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              #id
              Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
              You're gay really, aren't you?

              Oi HAB!!! One for you!
              Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                #id
                Originally posted by Gibbon View Post
                Being nicknamed donkey at school certainly got me some attention
                We-aww, we-aww, we-always call you that!!

                “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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                  #id
                  The good news is I am 11 inches, the bad news it is in binary.
                  "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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                    #id
                    Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
                    You're gay really, aren't you?

                    Oi HAB!!! One for you!
                    Unfortunately for HAB I'm not, as if I was he could feel like a virgin again
                    But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the younger

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                      #id
                      Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                      PissPod is not Elvis, you don't have to laugh at his jokes to try and be in the 'in crowd'

                      HTH
                      But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the younger

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