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    #21
    Just make sure you go down on her for a bit first to make up for having a tiny one, she'll forget about the cock ness monster eventually.
    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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      #22
      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
      Mines big enough to fill a pram. Nuff said.
      Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
      It is noteworthy that no one owned up to having a "saveloy", apart from MF and we know he's lying
      You've no idea what that expression means do you
      Coffee's for closers

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        #23
        Originally posted by Lightship
        Here's what SY02 was not expecting.......

        Hen Night & Hen Weekends in London

        Hope you feel better now.
        What do they mean by "gags"?
        "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


        Thomas Jefferson

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          #24
          Originally posted by doodab View Post
          She almost certainly copped a feel, she might even have given it a few strokes, or perhaps a little kiss, but I doubt she went as far as stripping her top off and pumping enthusiastically as wave after wave of population paste spurted onto her breasts. Although she might wish she had.
          Originally posted by doodab View Post
          Sorry, just pointing out that the chances of the average married woman from Luton running away from biggest cock she's ever seen are fairly slim.
          WHS and Doodab

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            #25
            Am just back from my friend's hen weekend in London, so this thread made me giggle. Thankfully managed to avoid all that tack.
            Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
            +5 Xeno Cool Points

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              #26
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
              Am just back from my friend's hen weekend in London, so this thread made me giggle. Thankfully managed to avoid getting filmed.
              FTFY
              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

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                #27
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                Am just back from my friend's hen weekend in London, so this thread made me giggle. Thankfully managed to avoid all that tack.
                what t shirt did you decide on Mary?

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by Boudica View Post
                  what t shirt did you decide on Mary?
                  Ghostbusters theme, with some help from a v kind CUK'er. They looked quite good, but mine came off before the evening thank goodness.
                  Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                  +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                    Ghostbusters theme, with some help from a v kind CUK'er. They looked quite good, but mine came off before the evening thank goodness.
                    Your T-Shirt or the transfer ?
                    But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the younger

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                      Ghostbusters theme, with some help from a v kind CUK'er. They looked quite good, but mine came off before the evening thank goodness.
                      Did it have "he slimed me" written across the breast area?
                      While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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