She almost certainly copped a feel, she might even have given it a few strokes, or perhaps a little kiss, but I doubt she went as far as stripping her top off and pumping enthusiastically as wave after wave of population paste spurted onto her breasts. Although she might wish she had.
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Wordsworth..... Shakespeare.... Betjeman.... and now Doodab....Originally posted by doodab View PostShe almost certainly copped a feel, she might even have given it a few strokes, or perhaps a little kiss, but I doubt she went as far as stripping her top off and pumping enthusiastically as wave after wave of population paste spurted onto her breasts. Although she might wish she had.Comment
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Sorry, just pointing out that the chances of the average married woman from Luton running away from biggest cock she's ever seen are fairly slim.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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He's lucky she came home at all!!Originally posted by doodab View PostSorry, just pointing out that the chances of the average married woman from Luton running away from biggest cock she's ever seen are fairly slim.
For all her soothing words Suity, you being saddled with a button mushroom is always likely to be a source of disappointment to her.
Nice to see you felt comfortable enough about this to openly discuss it on here..............amongst "friends"!!!
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I always thought the married women went to "Hen" parties so they could have a bit of cock and not feel guilty. After all, they can always blame the drink.Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !Comment
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She would have forgotten all about it.
Women on the whole are just curious having never owned additional John Thomas. It is to be expected.
You do read about women who can't seem to get the thought out of their head and then they search the Internet for single clubs or special websites. But this rarely happens. Maybe 1 out of 5.
Forget about it.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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WZS !Originally posted by Zippy View PostI'd find it slightly more worrying that she'd been staring at horses
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If you'd ever seen a horse with an erection, you'd realise it's difficult not to stare.Originally posted by fullyautomatix View PostWZS !
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I have to say I'm completely chilled out now after all the positive feedback
It is noteworthy that no one owned up to having a "saveloy", apart from MF and we know he's lying
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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