Just make sure you go down on her for a bit first to make up for having a tiny one, she'll forget about the cock ness monster eventually.
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Originally posted by LightshipHere's what SY02 was not expecting.......
Hen Night & Hen Weekends in London
Hope you feel better now.
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Originally posted by doodab View PostShe almost certainly copped a feel, she might even have given it a few strokes, or perhaps a little kiss, but I doubt she went as far as stripping her top off and pumping enthusiastically as wave after wave of population paste spurted onto her breasts. Although she might wish she had.Originally posted by doodab View PostSorry, just pointing out that the chances of the average married woman from Luton running away from biggest cock she's ever seen are fairly slim.Comment
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Am just back from my friend's hen weekend in London, so this thread made me giggle. Thankfully managed to avoid all that tack.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostAm just back from my friend's hen weekend in London, so this thread made me giggle. Thankfully managed to avoid getting filmed.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostAm just back from my friend's hen weekend in London, so this thread made me giggle. Thankfully managed to avoid all that tack.Comment
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Originally posted by Boudica View Postwhat t shirt did you decide on Mary?Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostGhostbusters theme, with some help from a v kind CUK'er. They looked quite good, but mine came off before the evening thank goodness.But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the youngerComment
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostGhostbusters theme, with some help from a v kind CUK'er. They looked quite good, but mine came off before the evening thank goodness.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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