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Who's the biggest cock on Cuk?

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    #31
    You didn't win Sas. Which doesn't make you the biggest cock.

    But I think we can be certain that you are The Little General!
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #32
      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
      You didn't win Sas. Which doesn't make you the biggest cock.

      But I think we can be certain that you are The Little General!
      And you the tiny corporal.
      Hard Brexit now!
      #prayfornodeal

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        #33
        No "Troll" option, or is that a given?

        “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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          #34
          Oh

          Originally posted by MarillionFan
          That would have been funny if EternalOptimist hadn't beaten you to the punch with the quote a few times.
          Mmmm. I wonder where he is now???

          fu ck off cu nt



          (\__/)
          (>'.'<)
          ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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            #35
            Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
            fu ck off cu nt




            Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

            What happens in General, stays in General.
            You know what they say about assumptions!

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              #36
              Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
              Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

              EO

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                #37
                EO

                Please tell me I can cross you off my list?
                +50 Xeno Geek Points
                Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

                CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                  EO

                  Please tell me I can cross you off my list?
                  I think he's stumbled in here by mistake. My betting is, he's hoping somebody has some loose change so he can go and get wellied on cheap brasso.
                  What happens in General, stays in General.
                  You know what they say about assumptions!

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                    I think he's stumbled in here by mistake. My betting is, he's hoping somebody has some loose change so he can go and get wellied on cheap brasso.
                    If that's what it takes, I'm prepared to organise the whip-round.

                    <insert smutty comment from Drewster>
                    +50 Xeno Geek Points
                    Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                    As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                    Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

                    CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                      If that's what it takes, I'm prepared to organise the whip-round.

                      <insert smutty comment from Drewster>
                      Errrrrrrr..... Ummmmmmm..... Errrrrrrrrr......
                      <Tulip.... Pressure..... Expectation.....>
                      If you've got what it takes - I'll give you.... nah!....
                      Errrrrr...... Ummmmmmm.....
                      If you're handing out whippings can I join..... nah!....
                      Ummmmmmm.......
                      So you're willing to whip it out for EO.... nah!

                      Oh Bollix...... Errrrrr Get yer tits.... nah!

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