Who's the biggest cock on Cuk?

[MarillionFan]

Plenty of time for that................anyway, I notice you are trailing in my wake again. I can almost taste that Cider now!!
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm....................slurp!!!

My name is Marillion Rodriquez. You killed my father. Prepare to die!

[shaunbhoy]

Lat's cut to the chase - how much and what info do I get?

Soz...........that ship has sailed. Suffice it to say that EO, as a fellow ex-squaddie, has intimated to me that he is no longer up to the cut and thrust of the current manifestation of CUK. He has drawn upon his background in Amateur Dramatics, and had been posing as the Reverend Smiler Egret in Biggleswade. Hearing that the TPD cognoscenti had gone back to
London, he assumed the identity of a pork butcher, Brian Stoats. On his arrival
in London, he discovered they had returned to Cardiff, and followed as Gloucester
from King Lear. Acting on a hunch he spent several months in Buenos Aires as
Blind Pew, returning through the Panama Canal as Ratty, in Toad of Toad Hall.
Back in Cardiff, he relived his triumph as Sancho Panza in "Man of la Mancha"
which the "Bristol Evening Post" described as 'a glittering performance of rare
perception', although the "Bath Chronicle" was less than enthusiastic. In fact
it gave him a right panning. I quote: 'as for the performance of
Eternal Optimist as Sancho Panza, the audience were
bemused by his high-pitched Welsh accent and intimidated by his abusive
ad-libs.' The "Western Daily News" said: 'Sancho Panza (EO) spoilt an
otherwise impeccably choreographed rape scene by his unscheduled appearance and
persistent cries of "What's all this then?"

It all goes a bit awry from there, but rest assured, should he be inclined to make some form of comeback, I will be given the inside track on developments

HTH

SB in "keep it to yourself" mode

[MarillionFan]

blah blah

HTH

SB in "keep it to yourself" mode

[Zippy]

Soz...........that ship has sailed. Suffice it to say that EO, as a fellow ex-squaddie, has intimated to me that he is no longer up to the cut and thrust of the current manifestation of CUK. He has drawn upon his background in Amateur Dramatics, and had been posing as the Reverend Smiler Egret in Biggleswade. Hearing that the TPD cognoscenti had gone back to
London, he assumed the identity of a pork butcher, Brian Stoats. On his arrival
in London, he discovered they had returned to Cardiff, and followed as Gloucester
from King Lear. Acting on a hunch he spent several months in Buenos Aires as
Blind Pew, returning through the Panama Canal as Ratty, in Toad of Toad Hall.
Back in Cardiff, he relived his triumph as Sancho Panza in "Man of la Mancha"
which the "Bristol Evening Post" described as 'a glittering performance of rare
perception', although the "Bath Chronicle" was less than enthusiastic. In fact
it gave him a right panning. I quote: 'as for the performance of
Eternal Optimist as Sancho Panza, the audience were
bemused by his high-pitched Welsh accent and intimidated by his abusive
ad-libs.' The "Western Daily News" said: 'Sancho Panza (EO) spoilt an
otherwise impeccably choreographed rape scene by his unscheduled appearance and
persistent cries of "What's all this then?"

It all goes a bit awry from there, but rest assured, should he be inclined to make some form of comeback, I will be given the inside track on developments

HTH

SB in "keep it to yourself" mode

Terrific. Roll me one would you?

[shaunbhoy]

Terrific. Roll me one would you?

You'll be lucky. I can barely lift this one!!