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    #41
    He was a good old boy was EO. But frankly I think his time has passed. In the final analysis, he was ex-REME. And they were not made of the strongest stuff. Had he been a wizened old "Scalyback" then he would still be on here trading insults with the best of 'em.
    Tragically, I think we should all just look back on him as the "High glow, short duration" star that he inevitably was.
    I raise my glass to him.................EO?.............Wherever you are now,......whatever bridge that may adorn your current sleeping quarters............we that also kept the Russkie Bear at bay for so long...............salute you!!

    “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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      #42
      Originally posted by Zippy View Post
      If that's what it takes, I'm prepared to organise the whip-round.

      <insert smutty comment from Drewster>
      Oh I so miss those fynny fynny stories.

      I really miss those old 'Uncle Albert' war stories and his misprounouncewhatsits!!

      Truly hilarious.

      I wonder what funny stories he has these day. Perhaps one about his gout, or birds nesting in his bushy beard. Perhaps whether Strong Brew is better that White Lightning.

      Thank god we will never find out.
      What happens in General, stays in General.
      You know what they say about assumptions!

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        #43
        There's a huge fecking joke I'm not a part of. Isn't there?
        +50 Xeno Geek Points
        Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
        As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

        Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

        CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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          #44
          Originally posted by Zippy View Post
          If that's what it takes, I'm prepared to organise the whip-round.

          <insert smutty comment from Drewster>
          Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
          Oh I so miss those fynny fynny stories.

          I really miss those old 'Uncle Albert' war stories and his misprounouncewhatsits!!

          Truly hilarious.

          I wonder what funny stories he has these day. Perhaps one about his gout, or birds nesting in his bushy beard. Perhaps whether Strong Brew is better that White Lightning.

          Thank god we will never find out.
          <Kenneth Williams>
          Oooo Bushy beard.... i saaay...

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            #45
            Originally posted by Zippy View Post
            There's a huge fecking joke I'm not a part of. Isn't there?
            If you want the answer to that, it will cost you a bunch of + rep points!!

            “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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              #46
              Originally posted by Zippy View Post
              There's a huge fecking joke I'm not a part of. Isn't there?
              Just cos you are paranoid... it doesn't mean.......
              <Off Stage> Shhhhh Mrmrmrmrmr Zippy mrmrmrmrm
              <Ahem> Errr Oh Nothing! No Zippy nothing going on here......

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                #47
                Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
                If you want the answer to that, it will cost you a bunch of + rep points!!

                To be honest SB, you said once you hit 10000 you weren't going to login the EO sockie again. You need to stick with your word a little more young man.
                What happens in General, stays in General.
                You know what they say about assumptions!

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                  #48
                  Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                  There's a huge fecking joke I'm not a part of. Isn't there?
                  I was about to spill the beans.............but bearing in mind recent "events", I have opted to keep my powder dry, so to speak!!

                  “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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                    #49
                    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                    To be honest SB, you said once you hit 10000 you weren't going to login the EO sockie again. You need to stick with your word a little more young man.
                    Plenty of time for that................anyway, I notice you are trailing in my wake again. I can almost taste that Cider now!!
                    Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm....................slurp!!!

                    “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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                      #50
                      Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
                      If you want the answer to that, it will cost you a bunch of + rep points!!

                      Let's cut to the chase - how much and what info do I get?
                      +50 Xeno Geek Points
                      Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                      As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                      Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

                      CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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