Who's the biggest cock on Cuk?

[shaunbhoy]

He was a good old boy was EO. But frankly I think his time has passed. In the final analysis, he was ex-REME. And they were not made of the strongest stuff. Had he been a wizened old "Scalyback" then he would still be on here trading insults with the best of 'em.
Tragically, I think we should all just look back on him as the "High glow, short duration" star that he inevitably was.
I raise my glass to him.................EO?.............Wherever you are now,......whatever bridge that may adorn your current sleeping quarters............we that also kept the Russkie Bear at bay for so long...............salute you!!

[MarillionFan]

If that's what it takes, I'm prepared to organise the whip-round.

<insert smutty comment from Drewster>

Oh I so miss those fynny fynny stories.

I really miss those old 'Uncle Albert' war stories and his misprounouncewhatsits!!

Truly hilarious.

I wonder what funny stories he has these day. Perhaps one about his gout, or birds nesting in his bushy beard. Perhaps whether Strong Brew is better that White Lightning.

Thank god we will never find out.

[Zippy]

There's a huge fecking joke I'm not a part of. Isn't there?

[Drewster]

If that's what it takes, I'm prepared to organise the whip-round.

<insert smutty comment from Drewster>

Oh I so miss those fynny fynny stories.

I really miss those old 'Uncle Albert' war stories and his misprounouncewhatsits!!

Truly hilarious.

I wonder what funny stories he has these day. Perhaps one about his gout, or birds nesting in his bushy beard. Perhaps whether Strong Brew is better that White Lightning.

Thank god we will never find out.

<Kenneth Williams>
Oooo Bushy beard.... i saaay...

[shaunbhoy]

There's a huge fecking joke I'm not a part of. Isn't there?

If you want the answer to that, it will cost you a bunch of + rep points!!

[Drewster]

There's a huge fecking joke I'm not a part of. Isn't there?

Just cos you are paranoid... it doesn't mean.......
<Off Stage> Shhhhh Mrmrmrmrmr Zippy mrmrmrmrm
<Ahem> Errr Oh Nothing! No Zippy nothing going on here......

[MarillionFan]

If you want the answer to that, it will cost you a bunch of + rep points!!

To be honest SB, you said once you hit 10000 you weren't going to login the EO sockie again. You need to stick with your word a little more young man.

[shaunbhoy]

There's a huge fecking joke I'm not a part of. Isn't there?

I was about to spill the beans.............but bearing in mind recent "events", I have opted to keep my powder dry, so to speak!!

[shaunbhoy]

To be honest SB, you said once you hit 10000 you weren't going to login the EO sockie again. You need to stick with your word a little more young man.

Plenty of time for that................anyway, I notice you are trailing in my wake again. I can almost taste that Cider now!!
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm....................slurp!!!

[Zippy]

If you want the answer to that, it will cost you a bunch of + rep points!!

Let's cut to the chase - how much and what info do I get?