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Who's the biggest cock on Cuk?
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Who's the biggest cock on Cuk?
38sasguru21.05%8SupremSpod7.89%3MarillionFan13.16%5Minestrone44.74%17Andw will always be the biggext cock13.16%5Hard Brexit now!
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By voting for yourselfOriginally posted by sasguru View PostHurrah! I take an early lead
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BellyMonster, see what you've done now, I'm not even on the poll
But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the youngerComment
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WZSOriginally posted by Zippy View PostHas Minestrone put any money on it? That seems to be a reliable indicator.Coffee's for closersComment
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Big swinging dicks, innit.Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostOh wait - just seen the poll results. That answers my question.
Hard Brexit now!
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Regression analysis? Haven't done one of those for years.Originally posted by MarillionFanSas. Are you having a bit of a Napolean moment in your penthouse office or has one of your new Maths graduates just humliated you in a meeting about regression analysis again???
Anyway minestrone is winning
Hard Brexit now!
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Did this thread really need a Poll?“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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