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What am I bringing to the table..... I was hoping the individual concerned would just be grateful to have another human being in their life.Originally posted by MarillionFan View Postand what are you bringing to the table?Comment
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What a complete and utter shame ... you are such a looker too.Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View PostMatch, or No Match.
Hell, I was close.
Phew!Comment
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Well I guess you'd better wake him up then!Originally posted by threaded View PostGimp's sleeping.Comment
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostWell I guess you'd better wake him up then!
But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the youngerComment
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Do you cook and clean?Originally posted by cnch View PostFine with sailing, but with someone else doing the work.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Not much point in having a millionaire if I have to cook and clean!Originally posted by doodab View PostDo you cook and clean?Comment
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I suppose not. Would you prefer that he employed someone to take care of the other wifely duties as well?Originally posted by cnch View PostNot much point in having a millionaire if I have to cook and clean!While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Hi Lucy.Originally posted by cnch View PostLooking for someone who wants to keep me in a style to which I am not accustomed.
MUST NOT have children,ex-wives or any other dependents
MUST be on death's doorstep with several million pounds sterling in the bank.
Serious applicants only.
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Given I want him/her old and knackered I'm hoping he/she will not want to know me intimately.Originally posted by doodab View PostI suppose not. Would you prefer that he employed someone to take care of the other wifely duties as well?Comment
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