Urgent requirement

[cnch]

Do you enjoy sailing?

linky

Fine with sailing, but with someone else doing the work.

[cnch]

and what are you bringing to the table?

What am I bringing to the table..... I was hoping the individual concerned would just be grateful to have another human being in their life.

[cnch]

Match, or No Match.

Hell, I was close. Phew!

What a complete and utter shame ... you are such a looker too.

[Churchill]

Gimp's sleeping.

Well I guess you'd better wake him up then!

[Gibbon]

Well I guess you'd better wake him up then!

[doodab]

Fine with sailing, but with someone else doing the work.

Do you cook and clean?

[cnch]

Do you cook and clean?

Not much point in having a millionaire if I have to cook and clean!

[doodab]

Not much point in having a millionaire if I have to cook and clean!

I suppose not. Would you prefer that he employed someone to take care of the other wifely duties as well?

[DimPrawn]

Looking for someone who wants to keep me in a style to which I am not accustomed.

MUST NOT have children,ex-wives or any other dependents
MUST be on death's doorstep with several million pounds sterling in the bank.

Serious applicants only.

Hi Lucy.

[cnch]

I suppose not. Would you prefer that he employed someone to take care of the other wifely duties as well?

Given I want him/her old and knackered I'm hoping he/she will not want to know me intimately.