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  • cnch
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    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
    Okay..........long green dangley candles of liquid bogey.............IIRC

    Very eloquent Shaun.

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  • cnch
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    Originally posted by Drewster View Post
    Hey cnch.... where did you go to school?

    It was in primary school at the time, but the thought of it still makes me retch.

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  • cnch
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    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
    I think they mean "Snotters".

    Shan't elaborate on what they are, just in case you are eating.
    I prefer my spelling.

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    I've finished my dinner. Do enlighten us.
    Okay..........long green dangley candles of liquid bogey.............IIRC

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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
    I think they mean "Snotters".
    I've finished my dinner. Do enlighten us.

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  • Drewster
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    Hey cnch.... where did you go to school?

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by Drewster View Post
    The what???
    I think they mean "Snotters".

    Shan't elaborate on what they are, just in case you are eating.

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  • Drewster
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    Originally posted by cnch View Post
    I used to go to school with a guy called Drew.... the 'snaughters' (not sure of the spelling) were always tripping him up.
    The what???

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  • cnch
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    I think Drewster started it with his comment about three porn queens. Or something.
    I used to go to school with a guy called Drew.... the 'snaughters' (not sure of the spelling) were always tripping him up.

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  • Drewster
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    I think Drewster started it with his comment about three porn queens. Or something.
    Oi!! That thing with the 3 porn queens was never proved..... and I think I got all the cameras.....

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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by cnch View Post
    I see there are a number of other chess players here ... who exactly is the dullard ??????
    I think Drewster started it with his comment about three porn queens. Or something.

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  • Drewster
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    Originally posted by cnch View Post
    Nice way to view your friends.... (I'm assuming you mean a person called 'Sas', rather than getting the SAS in to 'take out' my millionaire partner.)
    Oh yes..... although "person" is pushing it..... hang about long enough and SAS(guru) will appear..... and call you "Cretin"

    SAS couldn't "take out"...... the bins!

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  • cnch
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    Originally posted by Drewster View Post
    That's easy..... SAS!
    Nice way to view your friends.... (I'm assuming you mean a person called 'Sas', rather than getting the SAS in to 'take out' my millionaire partner.)

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  • Drewster
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    Originally posted by cnch View Post
    That is the whole point in having a millionaire on death's doorstep.... they are not supposed to live a long time.
    I see there are a number of other chess players here ... who exactly is the dullard ??????
    That's easy..... SAS!

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  • cnch
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    From what I've heard so far you risk him dying of boredom.
    That is the whole point in having a millionaire on death's doorstep.... they are not supposed to live a long time.
    I see there are a number of other chess players here ... who exactly is the dullard ??????

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