Urgent requirement

[Drewster]

P-Q5 (can't we do the other way?)

What! You don't mean..... Alekhine??

[doodab]

What! You don't mean..... Alekhine??

I mean like this

I find the other way confusing if I'm trying to keep track in my head. Well, on a bit of paper really.

[Drewster]

I mean like this

I find the other way confusing if I'm trying to keep track in my head. Well, on a bit of paper really.

Oh Sorry - You lost me.... I was just Bulltuliping.... I can't really play chess Well I can "play" chess - in that I know what to put where, how to move and that to be really good it tends to take longer... but I can't manage it for hours on end...... I only last about 20 mins and thats if my partner helps me out................

[doodab]

Oh Sorry - You lost me.... I was just Bulltuliping.... I can't really play chess Well I can "play" chess - in that I know what to put where, how to move and that to be really good it tends to take longer... but I can't manage it for hours on end...... I only last about 20 mins and thats if my partner helps me out................

Ah OK. I figured you were some sort of expert when I had to google "Alekhine"

[Drewster]

Ah OK. I figured you were some sort of expert when I had to google "Alekhine"

You Googled...... thats Cheating!!! I "knew" Alekhine!!!!

(I have absolutely no idea what it is - but I had heard of it... along with Sicilian, French and a few others)

[shaunbhoy]

to be really good it tends to take longer... but I can't manage it for hours on end...... I only last about 20 mins and thats if my partner helps me out................

Fnarr fnarr!!

SB in "Finbar Saunders" mode

[Drewster]

Fnarr fnarr!!

SB in "Finbar Saunders" mode

Glad someone was paying attention!

[cnch]

From what I've heard so far you risk him dying of boredom.

That is the whole point in having a millionaire on death's doorstep.... they are not supposed to live a long time.
I see there are a number of other chess players here ... who exactly is the dullard ??????

[Drewster]

That is the whole point in having a millionaire on death's doorstep.... they are not supposed to live a long time.
I see there are a number of other chess players here ... who exactly is the dullard ??????

That's easy..... SAS!

[cnch]

That's easy..... SAS!

Nice way to view your friends.... (I'm assuming you mean a person called 'Sas', rather than getting the SAS in to 'take out' my millionaire partner.)