back to the dark ages

[xoggoth]

What, Churchill being a nasty twat again? That makes a change.

PS Hey, this is good this. Your turn.

[MarillionFan]

Firstly, don't group me with the other ladies. I stand in out in my dress alone!
Secondly, we all know who's got the balls to stand up to people, and it definitely aint you as you as CM's are bigger and you like to hide behind her skirt!
Thirdly, if you want to act a ***** on leaving doors open, I'm fairly certain an African elephant wearing clogs good probably sneak in past you, cause your such a deaf ****!
Fourthly, Yes, I've been drinking and yes I'm in Swindon tonight, so assuming your that fat bastard sat in his y-fronts in front of that laptop I can see across the road from my hotel. Shut it before I come across there and chuck this mangy fox through your window!

[mudskipper]

The news is calling it an 'apparent' attack.

[Churchill]

The news is calling it an 'apparent' attack.

Sounds nicer than "apparant child abuse"...

John Bryant, a pest control consultant who specialises in foxes, said the attack did not sound like typical fox behaviour.

He said: "They will walk into houses, walk round, mess on the bathroom floor and sometimes sleep on the bed if people are not around.

"It just doesn't make any sense to me."

And what the f**k would he know?

[zeitghost]

Wrapped in bubble wrap and tied to the bed forever.

Alright.

Who put the camera in my bedroom?

[shaunbhoy]

The news is calling it an 'apparent' attack.

Looks like it happened in the vicinity of Hackney. I think we can all rest assured that had these kids been in any danger from their parents, the Social Services would have been all over them like a cheap suit. They are red hot in that area.



So Churchill, do you believe it really was a fox attack on the kids, or a disgruntled parent chewing on the girls' arms? Or maybe another maneating rabbit?

[zeitghost]

I have supplies of The Holy Handgrenade of Antioch(tm)* should anyone be in need of such due to maneating rabbit infestation.




*Just remember that The Number of The Counting is Three.

[Churchill]

Looks like it happened in the vicinity of Hackney. I think we can all rest assured that had these kids been in any danger from their parents, the Social Services would have been all over them like a cheap suit. They are red hot in that area.



So Churchill, do you believe it really was a fox attack on the kids, or a disgruntled parent chewing on the girls' arms? Or maybe another maneating rabbit?

I don't know, I wasn't there.

[gricerboy]

Morning everyone.

Churchy? Simples; he is a sink rather than a radiator.

[cailin maith]

Firstly, don't group me with the other ladies. I stand in out in my dress alone!
Secondly, we all know who's got the balls to stand up to people, and it definitely aint you as you as CM's are bigger and you like to hide behind her skirt!
Thirdly, if you want to act a ***** on leaving doors open, I'm fairly certain an African elephant wearing clogs good probably sneak in past you, cause your such a deaf ****!
Fourthly, Yes, I've been drinking and yes I'm in Swindon tonight, so assuming your that fat bastard sat in his y-fronts in front of that laptop I can see across the road from my hotel. Shut it before I come across there and chuck this mangy fox through your window!

MF - can you please do me a favour and leave me out of this (or any other spat you choose to have?) I've already said I think Churchills stance on this issue is different to my own but I'm sick of you bringing me into the mix.

Give it a rest.