back to the dark ages

[MarillionFan]

If you weren't so tragic you'd be hilarious. Since you came back to the forum you've been nothing but provacative and aggressive.

I don't know who you think you are but I suggest that if you do have a problem with me that we take this offline, no-one is impressed with your show-boating.

Not really
Not overly
MF
Nope I don't.

If you want to dish it, you got to take it. I see you're horribly outnumbered by posters tonight and you don't see it. You're swinging like a punch drunk bum.

But no worries. Easily sorted.....

Sas, Minestrone. Leave the big guy alone! I'm going Italian and I'm changing sides!!!!

[Churchill]

Not really
Not overly
MF
Nope I don't.

If you want to dish it, you got to take it. I see you're horribly outnumbered by posters tonight and you don't see it. You're swinging like a punch drunk bum.

But no worries. Easily sorted.....

Sas, Minestrone. Leave the big guy alone! I'm going Italian and I'm changing sides!!!!

MF, you're an arse.

[MaryPoppins]

Just catching up on the frivolities of the day here. Enjoyed v much, ta.

[shaunbhoy]

So..........to recap for the late arrivers. Churchy is suspicious about the fact that these babies were actually injured by a fox, but is clearly convinced that the parents are almost entirely culpable because they opened their doors on a baking hot night. However, his case is somewhat weakened by his reluctance to elaborate on just what he believes MAY actually have happened.
Some have suggested that the culprit (or culprits) may in fact have been some form of feral bunny, or even some manifestation of savage flying fish.
There are toys, and saliva-spattered dummies, strewn all over the floor. Entire graveyards across the length and breadth of the country have been ravaged by the bloodthirsty excesses of all manner of furry creatures. And after a whole display of sabre-rattling and posturing from almost every quarter, with paper qualifications being insecurely waved about in the breeze like ballot papers, and pedantry well to the fore over grammatical misdemeanours, an eerie calmness has broken out.
Just another day in the wonderful world of CUK!




By the way, did I mention that I was on 5Live this morning calling for a cull on urban foxes, as they were, in a built-up area, essentially, an alien species? Boy did that ever get the treehuggers frothing at the mouth!!

[Drewster]

Just catching up on the frivolities of the day here. Enjoyed v much, ta.

Do you always come this late???.... errr I mean do you often have fun after everyone else has finished? errr I mean.... errr hello MP

[Pogle]

Just catching up on the frivolities of the day here. Enjoyed v much, ta.

Yep I had a bit of a giggle too, i also have images of killer bunnies and piggies racing round my head, but that's just a normal Tuesday evening in Swindon for me.

[Zippy]

Who's next on this?

Any of that pizza left?

No, just some Pringles. I think there are a couple of Stellas in the fridge though.

I can just about buy a fox attacking one kid, but two? Vampire bats on the other hand ...

[Pogle]

No, just some Pringles. I think there are a couple of Stellas in the fridge though.

I can just about buy a fox attacking one kid, but two? Vampire bats on the other hand ...

Piggies can give you a nasty nibble - if you're a carrot

[mudskipper]

No, just some Pringles. I think there are a couple of Stellas in the fridge though.

I can just about buy a fox attacking one kid, but two? Siamese cats on the other hand ...

FTFY - We've all seen Lady and the Tramp!

[mudskipper]

FTFY - We've all seen Lady and the Tramp!

Duh - no - that was a rat. How many pets does this family have??