back to the dark ages

[Churchill]

"Children mauled by fox"

Churchill: "It was the parents fault and they probably did it themselves anyway"

"Foxes dig up graves in our graveyard, we have an ongoing problem with foxes in that graveyard"

Churchill: "It was a rabbit, a bone eating rabbit went down 6 foot, into the coffin and dug up a set of bones".

It is like a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent. You are like Vicky Pollard, meaningless pish just dribbles out your fat mouth.

Am I?

Where?

See above.

[sasguru]

More dribble.

Still waiting to hear your theory aabout why a fox didn't maul the infants.

[Moscow Mule]

Still waiting to hear your theory aabout why a fox didn't maul the infants.

You've missed his point then. It's back there on page 1.

[minestrone]

As for you SB and Doohg, just think about what happened. A wild animal sneaked into the house, found the children, attacked and caused them serious damage without making a sound? Bollocks!!!

If the door hadn't been open the animal wouldn't have got in, fact.

I've just read the article. The mother appears to have confronted the fox in the kids bedroom. Sorry but I'm not convinced.

I think this is the main point of spud brains argument in this post.

Agrees there was a fox in room which he claims is a fact then says he is not convinced. Jesus, 1 O-level here can't even keep his story straight for one post.

[sasguru]

I think Churchy is going for a killer rabbit being the culprit.
FullyAutomatix and SB are going for flying killer carp.
Personally I think the dad is Edwards Scissorhands, had an accident and the police haven't noticed yet because he didn't shake hands with them when they called.

Its clearly not a fox.

[MaryPoppins]

Do you always come this late???.... errr I mean do you often have fun after everyone else has finished? errr I mean.... errr hello MP

Hi, Drewster. You don't half ramble, you.

[sasguru]

Hi, Drewster. You don't half ramble, you.

Indeed no one could accuse Drewster of having a mind like a steel trap.

[minestrone]

I think Churcy has given up on this one.

I would like to know how he thinks it is a fact that a fox was in there but he is not convinced that a fox did the damage.

But if he can't explain his ramblings then...

[Churchill]

I think Churcy has given up on this one.

I would like to know how he thinks it is a fact that a fox was in there but he is not convinced that a fox did the damage.

But if he can't explain his ramblings then...

I don't know what happened, I wasn't there.

Feel free to embelish the above statement in any way you see fit.

[alreadypacked]

Indeed no one could accuse Drewster of having a mind like a steel trap.

He is not alone on here