back to the dark ages

[MarillionFan]

FTFY - We've all seen Lady and the Tramp!

Mmmm. Nope. Can't think of anything to go with that.

[Drewster]

Piggies can give you a nasty nibble - if you're a carrot

SAS is a cabbage..... should he avoid you?

[rsingh]

So..........to recap for the late arrivers. Churchy is suspicious about the fact that these babies were actually injured by a fox, but is clearly convinced that the parents are almost entirely culpable because they opened their doors on a baking hot night. However, his case is somewhat weakened by his reluctance to elaborate on just what he believes MAY actually have happened.
Some have suggested that the culprit (or culprits) may in fact have been some form of feral bunny, or even some manifestation of savage flying fish.
There are toys, and saliva-spattered dummies, strewn all over the floor. Entire graveyards across the length and breadth of the country have been ravaged by the bloodthirsty excesses of all manner of furry creatures. And after a whole display of sabre-rattling and posturing from almost every quarter, with paper qualifications being insecurely waved about in the breeze like ballot papers, and pedantry well to the fore over grammatical misdemeanours, an eerie calmness has broken out.
Just another day in the wonderful world of CUK!




By the way, did I mention that I was on 5Live this morning calling for a cull on urban foxes, as they were, in a built-up area, essentially, an alien species? Boy did that ever get the treehuggers frothing at the mouth!!

Duck that tulip - who nicked all the pizza?

[Churchill]

So..........to recap for the late arrivers. Churchy is suspicious about the fact that these babies were actually injured by a fox, but is clearly convinced that the parents are almost entirely culpable because they opened their doors on a baking hot night. However, his case is somewhat weakened by his reluctance to elaborate on just what he believes MAY actually have happened.
Some have suggested that the culprit (or culprits) may in fact have been some form of feral bunny, or even some manifestation of savage flying fish.
There are toys, and saliva-spattered dummies, strewn all over the floor. Entire graveyards across the length and breadth of the country have been ravaged by the bloodthirsty excesses of all manner of furry creatures. And after a whole display of sabre-rattling and posturing from almost every quarter, with paper qualifications being insecurely waved about in the breeze like ballot papers, and pedantry well to the fore over grammatical misdemeanours, an eerie calmness has broken out.
Just another day in the wonderful world of CUK!




By the way, did I mention that I was on 5Live this morning calling for a cull on urban foxes, as they were, in a built-up area, essentially, an alien species? Boy did that ever get the treehuggers frothing at the mouth!!

So to recap, Minestrone mentioned that he'd seen something about a fox in Edinburgh digging up human bones and having a good old chew on a human spine. I asked for a source. None was forthcoming regarding the "good old chew".

I offered an alternative theory regarding the presence of bones. Was asked for a source - because Minestrone obviously thought he was being funny. Until... numerous academic sources were supplied.

Minestrone then decided that - as his usual trick - 1 + 1 = 5 and that I obviously believed in evil grave robbing bunnies.

Seeing Minestrone on the ropes SASGURU thought he'd help his old cohort and throw in his two-penneth, to the usual effect of causing a minor disturbance in proceedings. The banter carried on with Minestrone's claims getting more and more outlandish marking his progress through the six-pack of "spesh" he had at his desk.

After MarillionFan sobered up from his excesses the previous night he decided to join in as bullies do and claim the election in his favour very much in a George W Bush stylee - to no avail. Seeing that he was of course on the losing side and that Minestrone had fallen back on his "education" gambit despite his previous posts showing a complete lack of wit, wisdom and education, MarillionFan tried to change sides again and claim victory.

Refreshments were on offer during the proceedings, no blood was spilled.

Let's see what today brings after Minestrone has visited the supermarket for todays imbibement.

[alreadypacked]

So to recap,

Refreshments were on offer during the proceedings, no blood was spilled.

Let's see what today brings from the supermarket for todays imbibement.

HTH

[Churchill]

HTH

Nope, it doesn't. Thanks though.

[minestrone]

So to recap, Minestrone mentioned that he'd seen something about a fox in Edinburgh digging up human bones and having a good old chew on a human spine. I asked for a source. None was forthcoming regarding the "good old chew".

I offered an alternative theory regarding the presence of bones. Was asked for a source - because Minestrone obviously thought he was being funny. Until... numerous academic sources were supplied.

Minestrone then decided that - as his usual trick - 1 + 1 = 5 and that I obviously believed in evil grave robbing bunnies.

Seeing Minestrone on the ropes SASGURU thought he'd help his old cohort and throw in his two-penneth, to the usual effect of causing a minor disturbance in proceedings. The banter carried on with Minestrone's claims getting more and more outlandish marking his progress through the six-pack of "spesh" he had at his desk.

After MarillionFan sobered up from his excesses the previous night he decided to join in as bullies do and claim the election in his favour very much in a George W Bush stylee - to no avail. Seeing that he was of course on the losing side and that Minestrone had fallen back on his "education" gambit despite his previous posts showing a complete lack of wit, wisdom and education, MarillionFan tried to change sides again and claim victory.

Refreshments were on offer during the proceedings, no blood was spilled.

Let's see what today brings after Minestrone has visited the supermarket for todays imbibement.

"Children mauled by fox"

Churchill: "It was the parents fault and they probably did it themselves anyway"

"Foxes dig up graves in our graveyard, we have an ongoing problem with foxes in that graveyard"

Churchill: "It was a rabbit, a bone eating rabbit went down 6 foot, into the coffin and dug up a set of bones".

It is like a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent. You are like Vicky Pollard, meaningless pish just dribbles out your fat mouth.

[Churchill]

"Children mauled by fox"

Churchill: "It was the parents fault and they probably did it themselves anyway"

"Foxes dig up graves in our graveyard, we have an ongoing problem with foxes in that graveyard"

Churchill: "It was a rabbit, a bone eating rabbit went down 6 foot, into the coffin and dug up a set of bones".

It is like a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent. You are like Vicky Pollard, meaningless pish just dribbles out your fat mouth.

Minestrone, you're a liar.

[minestrone]

Minestrone, you're a liar.

Am I?

Where?

[sasguru]

Minestrone, you're a liar.

And you're dissembling.
Everyone wants to know your alterntive theory.
If a fox did not maul those babies who did, how and why?