along with the next girl? Thought you wuz a bloke. Prove it. Pics please.
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Originally posted by xoggoth View Postalong with the next girl? Thought you wuz a bloke. Prove it. Pics please.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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I though that was ex-mrs HAB for a second then.How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostQuite agree (am I now a girl? )
Just poured out SY02 a pint of Bulmers Pear cider (with ice). She screwed up her nose and said it tasted like "White Lightening". Sheeesh, what's a guy to do.Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostIn Somerset the sickly sweet stuff like Bulmers/Magners is known as a 'chicks drink', get some Thatchers Gold or Natch inside her.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostIn Somerset the sickly sweet stuff like Bulmers/Magners is known as a 'chicks drink', get some Thatchers Gold or Natch inside her.Comment
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Originally posted by norrahe View PostIced Earl grey with lemon
Cassis syrup plus iced water.Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View PostI though that was ex-mrs HAB for a second then.
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Pint of snakebite and black? Otherwise a weak lager (like 3%). But when it's really hot, a glass of cold lemonade is pretty wonderful.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Lemonade and Lime, with a little ice.
Thatchers Gold, Mmmmmm.Never has a man been heard to say on his death bed that he wishes he'd spent more time in the office.Comment
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