One of my heros "Del Boy" was beaten on a quote by an Irishman to decorate Mike's pub. Del quoted £1000 and the Irishman quoted £500. Mike was about to give the work to the paddy when del stepped in with a new quote.
"Tell you what Mike I will do it for £2500" said Del
"£2500! Del, your having a laugh, the paddy says he will do it for £500!"
"No listen Mike, thats £1000 to you and a £1000 to me, plus £500 to the dopey paddy to do the work!"
Del got the job.
"Tell you what Mike I will do it for £2500" said Del
"£2500! Del, your having a laugh, the paddy says he will do it for £500!"
"No listen Mike, thats £1000 to you and a £1000 to me, plus £500 to the dopey paddy to do the work!"
Del got the job.


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