And I could be the vocalist...
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Remember what happened to Spinal Tap's drummers
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Little Jimmy: Daddy, when I grow up I want to be a drummer!
Daddy: Sorry Son, you're going to have to pick one or the other.
Q: What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?
A: A drummer
Q: What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?
A: You only have to punch the information into the drum machine once.
Q: What did the drummer get on his IQ test?
A: Drool.
Q: What is the difference between a drummer and a savings bond?
A: One will mature and make money."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Come the revolution, we will need drummers at Hyde Park when the politicians go under the guillotineOriginally posted by Boudica View PostAllergy Warning
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Do you live in Winchester? A contractor mate of mine that lives in Winchester is doing exactly the same thing. He's an old g*t as well. Funny if you were him!
I heartily recommend "The Rhythm Method" by Nicky Forbes (Rocky Rhythm from the Rev\zillos). A brilliant biography. Even if you are not a drummer well worth a read for anyone that remembers the late '70's....my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...
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but but but I'm a girl!
anyhow, the best drummer joke I heard is:
What happened when the drummer locked his keys in the car?
He had to break a window to get the bass player out!
anyhow have enough other unplayed instruments to play with, something about being a middle-aged woman playing drums that is a bit weirdyComment
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I've been marching to a different drummer all my life
I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this
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One of the best bands I saw had a lady drummer. She was really good.Originally posted by Boudica View Postbut but but I'm a girl!
anyhow, the best drummer joke I heard is:
What happened when the drummer locked his keys in the car?
He had to break a window to get the bass player out!
anyhow have enough other unplayed instruments to play with, something about being a middle-aged woman playing drums that is a bit weirdy
Although I must say the short shorts and especially the string vest, was way distracting.Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
threadeds website, and here's my blog.
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Didn't you turn 30 the other day?Originally posted by Boudica View Post
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostDidn't you turn 30 the other day?
err +10!!!!
where is the crying smiley? It took a close friend of mine five years to get used to it...Comment
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