Official CUK Chief Village Idiot appointed.

[sasguru]

Suityou01 has self-nominated for the job.
Prepare for lots of whining, tedious details about his dull life and puddles of piss everywhere.

[suityou01]

Suityou01 has self-nominated for the job.
Prepare for lots of whining, tedious details about his dull life and puddles of piss everywhere.

[minestrone]

It's been a while since you had your last online breakdown pissypants.

When can we expect the next one?

[sasguru]

It's been a while since you had your last online breakdown pissypants.

When can we expect the next one?

Probably when the receptionist at work looks at him funny

[suityou01]

Probably when the receptionist at work looks at him funny

Blimey, SAS and Minestrone, a double act. It's like when you chance upon Cannon and Ball on UK Gold and remember just how tulip they were. Carry on lads.

[d000hg]

Boring. Nobody's buying it SAS, you need an actual comeback rather than starting a new thread with a weedy 4th-hand insult.

[suityou01]

Boring. Nobody's buying it SAS, you need an actual comeback rather than starting a new thread with a weedy 4th-hand insult.

Can someone help him out with this? Or throw the towel in for him?

No wait, several have tried this. Mmmmmm. Points for getting back up again SAS, but you should really think about calling this a day. Troll status recinded.

[sasguru]

Can someone help him out with this? Or throw the towel in for him?

No wait, several have tried this. Mmmmmm. Points for getting back up again SAS, but you should really think about calling this a day. Troll status recinded.

Pfssssssssssss!
Who's got the mop?

[suityou01]

Pfssssssssssss!
Who's got the mop?

You wet the bed

Brill

[Drewster]

Pfssssssssssss!
Who's got the mop?

Original - No
Witty - No
Amusing - No

SAS mate.... really - take a break!