Official CUK Chief Village Idiot appointed.

[sasguru]

Whatever I am at least I have managed to get a degree.

Do you have to unbalance his chips?

[suityou01]

Normally I like a good blarney but I'm afraid the mental image I have of you is putting me off: a middle aged mouse of a man with a diamond -patterned cardigan, a wet patch on his crotch and with the faint but persistent aroma of stale urine, asking strangers if they'd like to come back to his house to look at his stamp collection.
And for those reasons I'm out.

Weird. I had a vision of you sitting in your poky little flat in semen spattered corduroys flicking through those soiled 1980s grumble pamphlets constantly checking to make sure that Mr Tinkles was still around.

[Churchill]

It mearly is a statement of fact, churchill has not managed, for whatever reason to get a degree, that is why he has to travel about the north bob a jobbing crappy C++ roles.

Hey, that one was better!!!

Or it would be if it were true. I take it Geography isn't your specialist subject...

[minestrone]

Hey, that one was better!!!

Or it would be if it were true. I take it Geography isn't your specialist subject...

Well let's face it, you do not have the 'equipment' to get a finance role.

[Churchill]

Well let's face it, you do not have the 'equipment' to get a finance role.

Oh, ok. Working in "finance" is the pinnacle, is it?

FFS, you sad delusional little man.

[sasguru]

Weird. I had a vision of you sitting in your poky little flat in semen spattered corduroys flicking through those soiled 1980s grumble pamphlets constantly checking to make sure that Mr Tinkles was still around.

Poor old SY01. Trying to be hard and failing miserably.
He's built up a sig that's an enormous carapace, like armoured plate. All designed to act as a buffer for all the barbs that hurt his sensitive, feminine, bedwetting soul.

[suityou01]

Oh, ok. Working in "finance" is the pinnacle, is it?

FFS, you sad delusional little man.

I preferred homophobic alcoholic biggot

[Churchill]

I preferred homophobic alcoholic biggot

I've used that one twice, I like to try new things.

[suityou01]

Poor old SY01. Trying to be hard and failing miserably.
He's built up a sig that's an enormous carapace, like armoured plate. All designed to act as a buffer for all the barbs that hurt his sensitive, feminine, bedwetting soul.

Much better. Did your fellow lav attendants come to your aid? Bless. Now go and clean up the mess in trap 3.

[minestrone]

Oh, ok. Working in "finance" is the pinnacle, is it?

FFS, you sad delusional little man.

I never said pinnacle, but they do have standards that have to be met and I am afraid dear Churchill you just do not have the right tie for the event.