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Official CUK Chief Village Idiot appointed.

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    #61
    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    I can start a company, hire you, set you an impossible task and watch you fail too. It's really not that hard, there are tulipe companies all over, and the law of averages says it will be your turn one day, mate.
    Sorry, no, I have a set of balls and can deal with these types of situation without blubbering like a girl to the internet. "Rick, Rick they are bullying me again"

    The way in which you announced you were getting your second extension today smacked of a simple child announcing he had managed not to crap himself on the way to school. You are an accident and you even expect the worst from yourself, total victim mentality.

    That is why you are the village idiot.

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      #62
      Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
      1 thread IIRC. You into fluffing as well? Why not invite Minestrone over for some "at work cottaging"?
      Fluffing?

      Is that what you call boring the forum tulipless with your whiney, crying threads at the time.
      And now you've suddenly got some balls on an online forum with people you don't know?
      You're da man, for sure
      Hard Brexit now!
      #prayfornodeal

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        #63
        Originally posted by sasguru View Post
        Hasn't happened in 23 years of working.

        Probably coz some of us have

        1)the judgement to decide which situations we shouldn't be in the first place
        2)the balls to come out fighting when we're in the tulip.

        HTH, pissypants, but I doubt it
        Get her
        23 years then your long overdue. Good luck with your next performance appraisal.

        If today was your idea of coming out fighting (and let's be honest you took a beating today and everyone knows it) then I pity you and will stop now before you implode.

        From now on every time you get a little truculant people will be threatening to "set the bedwetters on you".

        Sad act
        Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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          #64
          Originally posted by minestrone View Post
          Sorry, no, I have a set of balls and can deal with these types of situation without blubbering like a girl to the internet. "Rick, Rick they are bullying me again"

          The way in which you announced you were getting your second extension today smacked of a simple child announcing he had managed not to crap himself on the way to school. You are an accident and you even expect the worst from yourself, total victim mentality.

          That is why you are the village idiot.
          I see you've grown a pair now you've opened that second tin of "spesh".
          Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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            #65
            Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
            Get her
            23 years then your long overdue. Good luck with your next performance appraisal.

            If today was your idea of coming out fighting (and let's be honest you took a beating today and everyone knows it) then I pity you and will stop now before you implode.

            From now on every time you get a little truculant people will be threatening to "set the bedwetters on you".

            Sad act
            All your posturing on here just won't wash while your previous threads can be found and reposted.
            And you gave me a beating here today did you?

            Delusional as well as bedwetting. Hope you live close to mummy, you may need her apron strings today.
            Hard Brexit now!
            #prayfornodeal

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              #66
              Originally posted by minestrone View Post
              Sorry, no, I have a set of balls and can deal with these types of situation without blubbering like a girl to the internet. "Rick, Rick they are bullying me again"

              The way in which you announced you were getting your second extension today smacked of a simple child announcing he had managed not to crap himself on the way to school. You are an accident and you even expect the worst from yourself, total victim mentality.

              That is why you are the village idiot.
              Hey, you may be a homophobic bigotted alcoholic but you've got a degree and a job in "finance" - you shouldn't really be having a go at someone elses "mentality".

              Sort your own tulip out before you start having a go at other people regarding personal issues.

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                #67
                Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                I see you've grown a pair now you've opened that second tin of "spesh".
                You seem to have grown a virtual pair on here.
                Shame they won't work in the real world.

                HTH
                Hard Brexit now!
                #prayfornodeal

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                  #68
                  Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                  All your posturing on here just won't wash while your previous threads can be found and reposted.
                  And you gave me a beating here today did you?

                  Delusional as well as bedwetting. Hope you live close to mummy, you may need her apron strings today.
                  Oh. That's quite sad really. It's a shame really. The once great SASGuru reduced to this. Stop now, seriously.
                  Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                    #69
                    Wow.........this is a bit surreal being in here. Like being trapped on the "Special" Bus the day the Ritalin runs out.



                    Churchy and Minestrone splaffing away at each other with pillows, and sasguru and SuitYou pulling each others' hair.

                    “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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                      #70
                      Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                      You seem to have grown a virtual pair on here.
                      Shame they won't work in the real world.

                      HTH
                      I can virtually flop them virtually on your virtual forehead. No wait, already done that. You are so my biatch today
                      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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