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Official CUK Chief Village Idiot appointed.
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I particularly like DP's response: "Sadly I think this twunt is for real"

How right he was
Hard Brexit now!
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So unable to come up with your own responses, and having lost this hands down, "I'm out" I think you said you have taken to dredging up and reposting other forum members responses down the years. It's a bit sad don't you think? Reputation as the CUK chief troll is in tatters. Job done.Originally posted by sasguru View PostI particularly like DP's response: "Sadly I think this twunt is for real"

How right he was
Thanks.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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I'm on no one's side really.Originally posted by d000hg View Post...if we're being accurate.
So, who's on which side here, I got a bit confused once it stopped being SAS Vs SY01... or is it a free-for-all with no fixed allegiances?
I'll rip the piss out of any gormless bedwetting twunt who's the man on an anonymous forum but goes home crying to mummy in the workplace.Hard Brexit now!
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There's only so many times you can kick him while he's down without getting bored.Originally posted by Churchill View PostBored now.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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You forgot theOriginally posted by sasguru View PostI'm on no one's side really.
I'll rip the piss out of any gormless bedwetting twunt who's the man on an anonymous forum but goes home crying to mummy in the workplace.
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He does have that effect yes.Originally posted by Churchill View PostBored now.
The standard of trolls has sadly declined since the days of Chico, David Contractor junior and the legendary andyW.Hard Brexit now!
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Nothing wrong with that thread, described a situation and asked what other people would do, I never started to ask for coping strategies or talk about not being able to face life because of work like yourself.Comment
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When are you going to start then?Originally posted by sasguru View PostI'll rip the piss out of any gormless bedwetting twunt who's the man on an anonymous forum but goes home crying to mummy in the workplace.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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