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Previously on "Official CUK Chief Village Idiot appointed."

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  • alreadypacked
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    Originally posted by snaw View Post
    I'm sweating like threaded in a pie shop ...

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  • snaw
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    Originally posted by alreadypacked View Post
    Another one, bring it on!

    I'm sweating like threaded in a pie shop ...

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  • alreadypacked
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Ok, I'm sorry.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by alreadypacked View Post
    I think you must be mistaken me for someone else, I have never claimed to be an oil painting. Weight is adv. for my hight. No I am not some sick stick insect, don't want to be either.

    I can only assume you are finding working away from home more diffcult this time, and will fight with anyone so.

    Ok, I'm sorry.

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  • alreadypacked
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    Originally posted by snaw View Post
    Yes I'm fat.
    Another one, bring it on!

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  • snaw
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    Originally posted by alreadypacked View Post
    I think you must be mistaken me for someone else, I have never claimed to be an oil painting. Weight is adv. for my hight. No I am not some sick stick insect, don't want to be either.

    I can only assume you are finding working away from home more diffcult this time, and will fight with anyone so.

    Yes I'm fat.

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  • alreadypacked
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    You're no oil painting yourself, chubs.
    I think you must be mistaken me for someone else, I have never claimed to be an oil painting. Weight is adv. for my hight. No I am not some sick stick insect, don't want to be either.

    I can only assume you are finding working away from home more diffcult this time, and will fight with anyone so.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by alreadypacked View Post
    Not fat, but you have given me a fab business idea.

    New diet ladies (well men too) web cam of dogie, it will really put you off your food
    You're no oil painting yourself, chubs.

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  • alreadypacked
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    No wonder you're fat, you're always eating!
    Not fat, but you have given me a fab business idea.

    New diet ladies (well men too) web cam of dogie, it will really put you off your food

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by alreadypacked View Post
    Again, I nearly lost my breakfast
    No wonder you're fat, you're always eating!

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  • alreadypacked
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Yeah, sorry. My webcam was f**ked!
    Again, I nearly lost my breakfast

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by alreadypacked View Post
    I see you boys descended into “lord of the flies” territory last night.
    Yeah, sorry. My webcam was f**ked!

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  • alreadypacked
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    A good point well made old friend. However I doubt he'll be my Gollum and the morning brings a brand new day!
    I see you boys descended into “lord of the flies” territory last night.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    SY aint Gollum. He's more Salacious Crumb to your Jabba the Hut your majesty!!!
    You are, I fear, damning in your praise, my faithful old retailer!

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    A good point well made old friend. However I doubt he'll be my Gollum and the morning brings a brand new day!
    SY aint Gollum. He's more Salacious Crumb to your Jabba the Hut your majesty!!!


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