Got pulled by a Hoover this morning!!
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My Train Journey This Morning
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Did you get a blowjob then?Originally posted by gricerboy View PostGot pulled by a Hoover this morning!!“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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No. My train this morning was hauled by a class 50 loco. Us gricers call these hoovers because of the sound they make.Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostDid you get a blowjob then?Comment
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Owing to the serious incident which took place on the platform of Weston Super Mate station this morning, I'm dedicating a separate thread to todays journey.Comment
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Haarlem to Den Haag. 3 double decker coaches, quite full, but room to sit in first class. Just hoping they'll add extra coaches after the holiday season as the plebs have a nasty habit of moving to first class when second class is full.
I should point out for those interested that Haarlem Railway Station is a quite fabulous Art Nouveau building, well worth googling and certainly worth a visit for railway enthousiasts visiting the Low Countries.
Haarlem Shuffle - Tourism Top Ten - Central Railway Station
Train, Haarlem - Transportation - VirtualTouristLast edited by Mich the Tester; 27 July 2010, 08:03.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Guess who was in coach F this morning again? That Michaela Whatserchops off the hitman and her. I'll tell you something, she's a right little cracker that one-put me right off reading my copy of Railway World (glad I had it though as I needed something to strategically place on my lap lol!). Don't know if she lives round here or if she's down here for the wildlife. A lot of them come down for the wildlife - we've had that Kate Humber here and that bloke off the desert island. All I can say is thank goodness I haven't run into Bill Oddie because he is, by all accounts, a kant.Comment
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Come on, if you're going to have a sockpuppet at least show some consistency!Originally posted by gricerboy View PostGuess who was in coach F this morning again? That Michaela Whatserchops off the hitman and her. I'll tell you something, she's a right little cracker that one-put me right off reading my copy of Railway World (glad I had it though as I needed something to strategically place on my lap lol!). Don't know if she lives round here or if she's down here for the wildlife. A lot of them come down for the wildlife - we've had that Kate Humber here and that bloke off the desert island. All I can say is thank goodness I haven't run into Bill Oddie because he is, by all accounts, a kant.
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Following my involuntary detraining at Bristol TM the other day, the result of wich made me 6 minutes late arriving at Warminster, Wiltshire, I was further delayed this morning owing to a slow running service ahead. It was one of those frustrating journeys in which the train inches forward for a couple of minutes and then grinds to a halt before inching forward again and so on.
Coach D was packed to the rafters this morning and I had the misfortune of having some young lady's derriere parked just a couple of inches from my face so I decided to get off at Chippenham and wait for the next service to Swindon which was running approximately 14 minutes behind us.
Having time to kill, I went to the end of platform 1 for a quick grice & was surprised to find that I wasn't alone. There were 3 other gents, all armed with their Ian Allen Combined Volume of Britich Diesel Locomotives and Multiple Units, just getting settled in for a day's spotting. And this at 7.12 am - Just goes to show what a sanguine bunch us gricers are lol!Comment
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FTFYOriginally posted by gricerboy View PostJust goes to show what a sad bunch us gricers are lol!“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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