Vote for AtW to (not) run English football

[AtW]

Ok, enough words - this thread - says it all, now vote on whether I am good enough to run English football to take it to the glory it deserves.

I promise that my first action will be to sack Beckham and Ferdinand.

[Biker Boy]

You couldn't run a bath.

[el duder]

bath?

you couldnt milk a cow..

[Dundeegeorge]

Har har, har har har

I expect he'd pick the Burton Albion team on the basis that they're cheap and try hard.

[el duder]

like my..

cock - a doodle doo -

[s2budd]

I can milk a cow

I can milk a cow. I can also run a bath. In fact, on a good day I think that I could even milk a cow in a bath.

Does that mean that I could run English Football
Now what shape of ball do they use again?

[Mordac]

I see Alexei and 3 Jocks have cast their votes in favour...

[AtW]

Oh come on Mordy, you know you want to vote for me - my rule will be that of extreme patience balanced by extremely harsh measures applied to tw@ts like Beckham.

[Dundeegeorge]

Twats like beckham? Hmnnn

Oh come on Mordy, you know you want to vote for me - my rule will be that of extreme patience balanced by extremely harsh measures applied to tw@ts like Beckham.

It reminds me of that joke.
What's the difference between David Beckham and a Ferrero Rocher?
One is an overpriced overadvertised chocolate and the other is a massively talented footballer with pots of money, a lifestyle most people on this board would kill for and an indifference to envy-based mockery.

[Francko]

It reminds me of that joke.
What's the difference between David Beckham and a Ferrero Rocher?
One is an overpriced overadvertised chocolate and the other is a massively talented footballer with pots of money, a lifestyle most people on this board would kill for and an indifference to envy-based mockery.

So Ferrero Rocher is a talented footballer?