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Previously on "Vote for AtW to (not) run English football"
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You must have a big stool
Originally posted by DodgyAgentI can milk contractors
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Originally posted by el duderyou couldnt milk a cow..
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You wag Francko
Originally posted by FranckoSo Ferrero Rocher is a talented footballer?
What stage do you reckon the Azzurri will bottle it this time? Group stage? (oh, no they don't do penalties there, do they?) Quarters? Semi?Last edited by Dundeegeorge; 16 January 2006, 20:15.
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Originally posted by DundeegeorgeIt reminds me of that joke.
What's the difference between David Beckham and a Ferrero Rocher?
One is an overpriced overadvertised chocolate and the other is a massively talented footballer with pots of money, a lifestyle most people on this board would kill for and an indifference to envy-based mockery.
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Twats like beckham? Hmnnn
Originally posted by AtWOh come on Mordy, you know you want to vote for me - my rule will be that of extreme patience balanced by extremely harsh measures applied to tw@ts like Beckham.
It reminds me of that joke.
What's the difference between David Beckham and a Ferrero Rocher?
One is an overpriced overadvertised chocolate and the other is a massively talented footballer with pots of money, a lifestyle most people on this board would kill for and an indifference to envy-based mockery.
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Oh come on Mordy, you know you want to vote for me - my rule will be that of extreme patience balanced by extremely harsh measures applied to tw@ts like Beckham.
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I can milk a cow
I can milk a cow. I can also run a bath. In fact, on a good day I think that I could even milk a cow in a bath.
Does that mean that I could run English Football
Now what shape of ball do they use again?
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Har har, har har har
I expect he'd pick the Burton Albion team on the basis that they're cheap and try hard.
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Vote for AtW to (not) run English football
16Aye50.00%8Naw50.00%8Ok, enough words - this thread - says it all, now vote on whether I am good enough to run English football to take it to the glory it deserves.
I promise that my first action will be to sack Beckham and Ferdinand.
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