Vote for AtW to (not) run English football

[AtW]

Looks like I got majority of votes, thanks

[Dundeegeorge]

You must have a big stool

I can milk contractors

(DG in awful mental image mode)

[DodgyAgent]

you couldnt milk a cow..

I can milk contractors

[Dundeegeorge]

You wag Francko

So Ferrero Rocher is a talented footballer?

So you're Italian, aren't you?
What stage do you reckon the Azzurri will bottle it this time? Group stage? (oh, no they don't do penalties there, do they?) Quarters? Semi?

[Francko]

It reminds me of that joke.
What's the difference between David Beckham and a Ferrero Rocher?
One is an overpriced overadvertised chocolate and the other is a massively talented footballer with pots of money, a lifestyle most people on this board would kill for and an indifference to envy-based mockery.

So Ferrero Rocher is a talented footballer?

[Dundeegeorge]

Twats like beckham? Hmnnn

Oh come on Mordy, you know you want to vote for me - my rule will be that of extreme patience balanced by extremely harsh measures applied to tw@ts like Beckham.

It reminds me of that joke.
What's the difference between David Beckham and a Ferrero Rocher?
One is an overpriced overadvertised chocolate and the other is a massively talented footballer with pots of money, a lifestyle most people on this board would kill for and an indifference to envy-based mockery.

[AtW]

Oh come on Mordy, you know you want to vote for me - my rule will be that of extreme patience balanced by extremely harsh measures applied to tw@ts like Beckham.

[Mordac]

I see Alexei and 3 Jocks have cast their votes in favour...

[s2budd]

I can milk a cow

I can milk a cow. I can also run a bath. In fact, on a good day I think that I could even milk a cow in a bath.

Does that mean that I could run English Football
Now what shape of ball do they use again?

[el duder]

like my..

cock - a doodle doo -

[Dundeegeorge]

Har har, har har har

I expect he'd pick the Burton Albion team on the basis that they're cheap and try hard.

[el duder]

bath?

you couldnt milk a cow..

[Biker Boy]

You couldn't run a bath.

[AtW]

Ok, enough words - this thread - says it all, now vote on whether I am good enough to run English football to take it to the glory it deserves.

I promise that my first action will be to sack Beckham and Ferdinand.