What would you do if you were Brown right now?

**SofaKingdom** · 7 May 2010, 10:29

**HairyArsedBloke** · 7 May 2010, 10:37

He is probably in a nappy sitting on his rocking horse having a violent argument with the voices in his head right now.

**NotAllThere** · 7 May 2010, 10:39

Send in the shock troups. Arrest Clegg and Cameron. Declare a state of emergency. Impose Stalinist communist rule over Britain, and shoot anyone one who complains.

...sorry... what's that...?

Ah. Apparently it's in progress now.

**Doggy Styles** · 7 May 2010, 11:14

I'd go on a basic accountancy course and come back better equipped to do the job.

**fullyautomatix** · 7 May 2010, 11:14

**stek** · 7 May 2010, 11:32

Tell Nick Clegg he can have PR if he joins the Coalition and lie about it afterwards....

GB "Oooo, I never!"

NC "You rotten did, you said"

GB "Ha ha, I had my fingers crossed all the time, tough luck buster!"

NC "Epic Fail me, I've been totally Pwned!"

**TimberWolf** · 7 May 2010, 11:49

If I were Brown right now I would do that funny thing with my mouth (tongue too big?), look upon the world with my goodish eye and then think the thoughts a diseased brain would think.

**Rantor** · 7 May 2010, 12:15

zuffle

**Churchill** · 7 May 2010, 12:20

GB is about to make an announcement in Downing street in a little while but won't be answering questions. He's already said he won't resign.

What would you do if you were Brown right now?