Male jewellery

[northernladuk]

I won't click the link, as I'm fairly sure you're on about MAN-CHILD Richard Hammond.

No, no, and thrice no.

I am 5"1. The prospect of being taller than someone I'm dating, is bad. Bad bad bad.

Also, he's boring and cheesy.

There are ladies around so lets not be offending them Ms Poppins!!

[FiveTimes]

...with a silly hairdo.

Crikey 5"1 super shorty!

Oi.... what it you

[Drewster]

Ahem - yes....

FTFY

[MaryPoppins]

If you knew the bloke presumably you knew he was a nob before the Guitar "incident".

and Shirley: "....your breasts have lost none of their allure..." is better than ".... them baps aren't too saggy..."

He isn't a nob, just...not for me.

Neither is good for me actually....??!

[Bunk]

Ahem - 5"4.5 actually....

That half inch is important isn't it?

[cailin maith]

That half inch is important isn't it?

Vitally when you are trying to snog a 6"8 fella

[Clippy]

What about Hammond then? I thought women generally fancied him?

My wife always comments on his beads whenever he's on TV so I guess it's an obstacle for her too.

He's looking more and more like an old woman every day.

[Bunk]

Vitally when you are trying to snog a 6"8 fella

If Churchie kneels down, is he still taller than you?

[MaryPoppins]

There are ladies around so lets not be offending them Ms Poppins!!

Where?

[cailin maith]

If Churchie kneels down, is he still taller than you?

Nope, almost perfect