Male jewellery

[gingerjedi]

If I was single and desperate, I'd take your point as a fair one

But yes, a bloke wearing a bit of leather with a bead on is a major obstacle. Add a guitar and I'd definitely run..!

What about Hammond then? I thought women generally fancied him?

My wife always comments on his beads whenever he's on TV so I guess it's an obstacle for her too.

[northernladuk]

It's a good one isn't it.

Too right. I saw the light after that thread and am on to Teach Yourself Guitar book 2 already!

[MaryPoppins]

And I'm laughing Mary that was the best "date report" ever!!

I'm really giggling, and also cringing at the detail I went into. I forgot how he commented thus:

"I'm glad your breasts have lost none of their allure since, you know, baby.."

Serious. ALLURE!

I do need to point out though, that I'd known this guy for a long time before our 'date' hell. I wouldn't go back to a strangers house on a first date. Ahem.

[MaryPoppins]

What about Hammond then? I thought women generally fancied him?

My wife always comments on his beads whenever he's on TV so I guess it's an obstacle for her too.

I won't click the link, as I'm fairly sure you're on about MAN-CHILD Richard Hammond.

No, no, and thrice no.

I am 5"1. The prospect of being taller than someone I'm shagging, is bad. Bad bad bad.

Also, he's boring and cheesy.

[Churchill]

Too right. I saw the light after that thread and am on to Teach Yourself Guitar book 2 already!

"Play with yourself in a day"!



FTFY

[cailin maith]

I won't click the link, as I'm fairly sure you're on about MAN-CHILD Richard Hammond.

No, no, and thrice no.

I am 5"1. The prospect of being taller than someone I'm shagging, is bad. Bad bad bad.

Also, he's boring and cheesy.

...with a silly hairdo.

Crikey 5"1 super shorty!

[DS23]

[Drewster]

I'm really giggling, and also cringing at the detail I went into. I forgot how he commented thus:

"I'm glad your breasts have lost none of their allure since, you know, baby.."

Serious. ALLURE!

I do need to point out though, that I'd known this guy for a long time before our 'date' hell. I wouldn't go back to a strangers house on a first date. Ahem.

If you knew the bloke presumably you knew he was a nob before the Guitar "incident".

and Shirley: "....your breasts have lost none of their allure..." is better than ".... them baps aren't too saggy..."

[MaryPoppins]

...with a silly hairdo.

Crikey 5"1 super shorty!

You're a midget too aren't you?

[cailin maith]

You're a midget too aren't you?

Ahem - 5"4.5 actually....