Male jewellery

[Churchill]

I mean, how come there are JEWELLERY stands in Topman etc these days? I know we should all be forward thinking etc but come ON.

Still single?

[MaryPoppins]

It's to show they're in touch with their hippie vegan side.

Which is always a turn on

[MaryPoppins]

Still single?

[sasguru]

What is it with those awful beads on bits of rope that some men wear? Yack.

Usually worn by dunnunder and surfing type chavs to indicate "coolness".
In fact what they signify is that the wearer is a terminally dull bore.

[cailin maith]

It's to show they're in touch with their hippie vegan side.

Vegan, you must be joking - it's all I can do to get him to eat quorn mince (which I really like!!). I'm not brave enough to ever tell him no more bacon sandwiches

[Bunk]

Which is always a turn on

It might be for the hippie vegans they're trying to attract

[cailin maith]

Still single?

Don't mind him.... get the bloody paddle out and give him what for

[Toastiness]

I wear a wedding ring and a cross on a chain around my neck. The cross since it was a present and I'm a christian, the ring since I'm married and it hurts my hands typing with rings on.

You mean something like this :

Discreet Cross

[Bunk]

quorn mince

no more bacon sandwiches

[Churchill]

Sorry MP, that was a bit strong. Just that if a bloke wearing a bit of leather with a bead on is a major obstacle...

Don't mind him.... get the bloody paddle out and give him what for

Spanking isn't a deterrent.

Vegan, you must be joking - it's all I can do to get him to eat quorn mince (which I really like!!). I'm not brave enough to ever tell him no more bacon sandwiches

Let's just get this straight, who's the real Bacon-Butty fan?