Male jewellery

[FiveTimes]

I wear a wedding ring and a cross on a chain around my neck. The cross since it was a present and I'm a christian, the ring since I'm married and it hurts my hands typing with rings on.

That must be some chunky wedding ring if it hurts your hand when typing

I used to train with the wedding ring on, but started taking it off when it hurt but tapping on a keyboard never hurt.

And my wedding ring isn't a standard size/shape as its square

[Clippy]

Only a wedding ring.
Any other jewellery identifies you as a member of the chav classes.

^WSASS

Men and jewellery don't go unless you live on a council estate or in a caravan in which case wear what you want just don't hit me!

[Churchill]

Only if you attach a picture!!!

You want to see Male piercings?

Oi HAB!!! Another one of your lot!

[GCR99]

And my wedding ring isn't a standard size/shape as its square

Does it have a set of darts on it?

[DS23]

i'm partial to a cufflink or two.

[MaryPoppins]

What is it with those awful beads on bits of rope that some men wear? Yack.

[cailin maith]

What is it with those awful beads on bits of rope that some men wear? Yack.

WSS

Yack, indeed!

[DS23]

just tell them to put their pants back on.

[Bunk]

What is it with those awful beads on bits of rope that some men wear? Yack.

It's to show they're in touch with their hippie vegan side.

[MaryPoppins]

WSS

Yack, indeed!

I mean, how come there are JEWELLERY stands in Topman etc these days? I know we should all be forward thinking etc but come ON.