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I Would Happily Punch Every One of You in the Face...

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    #11
    He's repeatedly said that this current tour is the last live shows he will ever do, so he doesn't give a flip what people think. It will be interesting to see how far he does go, seeing as the tour's only just started and is already "controversial" (i.e. usual suspects in the media making a fuss).

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      #12
      Originally posted by dang65 View Post
      He's repeatedly said that this current tour is the last live shows he will ever do, so he doesn't give a flip what people think. It will be interesting to see how far he does go, seeing as the tour's only just started and is already "controversial" (i.e. usual suspects in the media making a fuss).
      He should do a joke about Jews.

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        #13
        Funny guy. Love him on Mock.

        He is purposedly going out to be controversial and to wind up the bedwetters.

        Seems he has succeeded. Grow some balls people!
        What happens in General, stays in General.
        You know what they say about assumptions!

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          #14
          Just as a slight tangent there is a really good interview with Jimmy Carr and his outrageous humour which I found really interesting. He maybe crass and upset some people but he knows what he is doing and is quite prepared to defend it. Very clever guy it seems...

          Here

          http://www.guardian.co.uk/culture/20...ralympics-joke
          'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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            #15
            Originally posted by AngelOfTheNorth View Post
            I went to his gig in December.

            Here was one of his jokes.

            "Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics?"

            "ICE-CREAM!!!"

            Hilarious! (guess you had to be there though)
            That would have passed clean under the offence RADAR last night.

            At one point when an audience member was being a bit coy about what he did for a living FB asked "who are you, Jon Venables?"... even that was very mild on the offensiveness barometer, cue Baby P and Madeleine McCann gags.
            Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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              #16
              Originally posted by AngelOfTheNorth View Post
              He should do a joke about Jews.
              Check.

              He also stood there with one finger under his nose giving the Nazi salute when the audience gave the final applause.
              Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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                #17
                Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
                Just as a slight tangent there is a really good interview with Jimmy Carr and his outrageous humour which I found really interesting. He maybe crass and upset some people but he knows what he is doing and is quite prepared to defend it. Very clever guy it seems...

                Here

                http://www.guardian.co.uk/culture/20...ralympics-joke
                I like Jimmy Carr and think he's quick and funny.

                Frankie Boyle and Russell Howard are not funny.

                It boils down to what make you go or .
                "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
                - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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                  #18
                  Punch everyone in the face, no context

                  These reprobates are not funny making jokes about Downs and mocking the afflicted and the unfortunate
                  Maybe we should laugh at them in the ring where Carr would punch Boyle in the face if he made comments about his wierd eyes

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by dang65 View Post
                    He's repeatedly said that this current tour is the last live shows he will ever do, so he doesn't give a flip what people think. ...
                    Yeah, right.
                    Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by AngelOfTheNorth View Post
                      Frankies big mistake was calling the lady out when her husband asked her if she was alright and he spotted the two of them talking.

                      I hate when comedians do that ........ just get on with it and stop being so precious.
                      Dialogue with the audience is quite a key part of stand-up for many comedians, to keep things a bit more varied from gig to gig.

                      Jimmy was talking about this on the radio a while back and said he could normally tell which audience members were up for it, and which wanted to be left alone.

                      It could be argued if you go to see someone like this, being picked on is something you have implicitly agreed to. Or, put another way...

                      Don't sit in the front if you don't want to get picked on!
                      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                      Originally posted by vetran
                      Urine is quite nourishing

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